Fangirls' Guide to Serie A: Part 2
The second group in the 2009-10 Fangirls' Guide to Serie A:
Catania
Chievo
Fiorentina
Genoa
If you don’t know how it works, or have any queries, you can find all the details right here. Part 1 (Atalanta, Bari, Bologna and Cagliari) can be found here. As you will know by now, I am open to bribery threats persuasion on the appearance front - please feel free to spam me silly. I apologise if I have any caps wrong - and blame Wiki for it. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one types like a five-year-old.
CATANIA
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Portieri
Mario Andújar
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Andrea Campagnolo
Age: 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Tomáš Košický
Age: 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Slovakian 1 point
Difensori
Pablo Álvarez
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points (ooh, pretty)
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Błażej Augustyn
Age: 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Polish 1 point
Giuseppe Bellusci
Age: 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ciro Capuano
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point (I so want to give him a two, but I think that's just my bias)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giovanni Marchese
Age: 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alessandro Potenza
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps:27 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matías Silvestre
Age: 24
Appearance: 0 point (yikes)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality:Argentine 0 points (Aww, our first nul points)
Christian Terlizzi
Age: 29
Appearance: 1 point (he used to be so pretty, whatever happened?)
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Pablo Barrientos
Age: 24
Appearance: 1 point (hee, his hair is too big for his head!)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Marco Biagianti
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point (I CAN GIVE HIM A TWO, Y/Y?) I totally can. 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ezequiel Carboni
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Gennaro Delvecchio
Age: 31
Appearance: 1 point (This is what David Tennant will look like in ten years time. Not to scare you, or anything.)
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mariano Izco
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points (Blimey, and we thought Inter had a lot of Argies)
Pablo Ledesma
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality:Argentine 0 points
Cristian Llama
Age: 23
Appearance: 1 point, plus a bonus point for being called Cristian Ezequiel Llama. (Oh, come on, they're propping up both tables, you can't begrudge them an extra point!)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Federico Moretti
Age: 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Adrian Ricchiuti
Age: 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Fabio Sciacca
Age: 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Jorge Martínez
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 15 1 point
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Giuseppe Mascara
Age: 30
Appearance: 0 point *averts eyes*
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Takayuki Morimoto
Age: 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Japanese 0 points
Gianvito Plasmati
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Gianluca Atzori
Age: 38 (HE IS NOT OLD ENOUGH!)
Appearance: 1 point
Coached since: 2009 0 points
Nationality: Italian2 points
Team Totals
Points: 56 out of a possible 156 = 35.9% Whoops.
Italians: 13 from 26 = 50.0%
CHIEVO
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Portieri
Lorenzo Squizzi
Age: 35
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Stefano Sorrentino
Age: 30
Appearance: 0 points (Yeah, I think roadtoharmony and sotranquil are safe from these keepers.)
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Michał Miśkiewicz
Age: 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Polish 1 point
Difensori
Marco Malagò
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point (aww, whai so sad?)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Davide Mandelli
Age: 32
Appearance: 0 points (I think my eyeballs are bleeding)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Mantovani
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabio Moro
Age: 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nicolas Frey
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Francesco Scardina
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Santiago Morero
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Mario Yepes
Age: 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 64 2 points
Nationality: Colombian 0 points
Felice Piccolo
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gennaro Sardo
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point (What a sleaze)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Simone Bentivoglio
Age: 24
Appearance: 1 point (I believe he and Marco Borriello might be sharing braincells)
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Michele Marcolini
Age: 33
Appearance: 1 point (OMG ANOTHER GINGER!)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luciano
Age: 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Luca Rigoni
Age: 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Yonese Hanine
Age: 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giampiero Pinzi
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca Ariatti
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Manuel Iori
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Sergio Pellissier
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Erjon Bogdani
Age: 32 (that always surprises me, he looks so young)
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 49 2 points
Nationality: Albanian 1 point
Marcos
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Mirco Gasparetto
Age: 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Pablo Granoche
Age: 25 (He is never only twenty-five! CRon, see what happens to you when you over-tan?)
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Elvis Abbruscato (I'm tempted to give him a bonus for that name)
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Domenico di Carlo
'I AM IL MISTER, SO I GET A BIG PICTURE, BITCHES'
Age: 45
Appearance: 1 point
Coached since: 2008 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Team Totals
Points: 74 out of a possible 168 = 44.0%
Italians: 20 from 28 = 71.4%
FIORENTINA
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Portieri
Sébastien Frey
'Srsly, there is no way I'm a two!'
Age: 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: French 1 point
Vlada Avramov
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 points
Andrea Seculin
Age: 19
Appearance: 1 point (promising - but too young to be perved on)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Gianluca Comotto
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Juan Manuel Vargas
Age: 25
Appearance: 2 points (because I am so dead if I don't)
Caps: 21 1 point
Nationality: Peruvian 0 points
Per Krøldrup
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 25 1 point
Nationality: Danish 1 point
Dario Dainelli
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alessandro Gamberini
Age: 28
Appearance: 2 points (oh, OK, it's totally down to the socks)
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Cesare Natali
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Manuel Pasqual
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Lorenzo de Silvestri
Age: 21
Appearance: 2 points (Abs don't lie)
Caps: 13 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Marco Donadel
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 31 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Cristiano Zanetti
Age: 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Riccardo Montolivo
Age: 24
Appearance: 1 point (I am going to be bludgeoned to death for this) 2 points, as I need my kneecaps
Caps: 34 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marco Marchionni
Age: 29
Appearance: 2 points (blame/thank dirtbunnies *g*)
Caps: 22 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Massimo Gobbi
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Martin Jørgensen
Age: 33
Appearance: 1 point plus a bonus point for having a hedeghog named after him
Caps: 121 2 points plus a bonus point for 100+
Nationality: Danish 1 point
Mario Santana
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 7 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Attacanti
Alberto Gilardino
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 65 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Stevan Jovetić
Age: 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 16 1 point
Nationality: Montenegrin 1 point
Ignacio Castillo
Age: 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Adrian Mutu
Age: 30
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 66 2 points
Nationality:Romanian 1 point
Savio Nsereko
Age: 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Ugandan 0 points
Allenatore
Cesare Prandelli
Age: 52
Appearance: 1 point plus a bonus point for being such a saint
Coached since: 2005 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Team Totals
Points: 87 out of a possible 144 = 60.4%
Italians: 14 from 24 = 58.3%
GENOA
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Portieri
Marco Amelia
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 28 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mitchel Musso Mattia Perin
Age: 16
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Danilo Russo
Age: 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Alessio Scarpi
Age: 36
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giuseppe Biava
Age: 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Salvatore Bocchetti
Age: 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 19 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Domenico Criscito
Age: 22
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 31 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Esposito
Age: 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ivan Fatić
Age: 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Montenegrin 1 point
Emiliano Moretti
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 24 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Sokratis Papasthopoulos
Age: 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 12 1 point
Nationality: Greek (oh, you don't say?) 1 point
Nenad Tomović
Age: 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Centrocampisti
Ivan Jurić
Age: 34
Appearance: 0 points *runs away*
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Fugly Croatian 1 point
Houssine Kharja
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 58 2 points
Nationality: Moroccan 0 points
Giandomenico Mesto
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Omar Milanetto
Age: 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Francesco Modesto
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point (has someone been fighting? *approves*)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marco Rossi
Age: 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alberto Zapater
Age: 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality:Spain 1 point
Attacanti
Hernán Crespo
Age: 34
Appearance: 2 points, for old times' sake
Caps: 64 2 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Stephan el Shaarawy
Age: 16 (OMG DON'T LOOK, PEOPLE!)
Appearance: 1 point (I cannot give a two to a sixteen-year-old, I'd be locked up!) OK, he's a 2, but no-one's allowed to look at him. (Unless they are sixteen themselves, but even then you're both too young. *g*)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luciano Figueroa
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 15 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
NnnghSergio Floccari
Age: 27
Appearance: 2 points (oh, shut up)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Boško Janković
Age: 25
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 48 2 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Rodrigo Palacio
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point (I'm sorely tempted to deduct a point for that stupid rattail)
Caps: 0 8 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Raffaelle Palladino
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point (OMG WUT HAPPENED?)
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giuseppe Sculli
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 25 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Gian Piero Gasperini
Age: 51
Appearance: 1 point
Coached since: 2006 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Team Totals
Points: 95 out of a possible 168 = 56.5%
Italians: 18 from 28 = 64.3%
Current Standings:
points
Fiorentina - 60.4%
Genoa - 56.5%
Cagliari - 49.4%
Atalanta - 47.4%
Bologna - 46.0%
Chievo - 44.0%
Bari - 43.8%
Catania - 35.9%
Italians
Bologna - 75.9%
Cagliari - 75.9%
Chievo -71.4%
Bari - 65.6%
Atalanta - 65.3%
Genoa - 64.3%
Fiorentina -58.3%
Catania - 50.0%
Next up tomorrow - Inter, Juventus, Lazio and Livorno. Until then!
Catania
Chievo
Fiorentina
Genoa
If you don’t know how it works, or have any queries, you can find all the details right here. Part 1 (Atalanta, Bari, Bologna and Cagliari) can be found here. As you will know by now, I am open to bribery threats persuasion on the appearance front - please feel free to spam me silly. I apologise if I have any caps wrong - and blame Wiki for it. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one types like a five-year-old.
CATANIA
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Portieri
Mario Andújar
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Andrea Campagnolo
Age: 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Tomáš Košický
Age: 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Slovakian 1 point
Difensori
Pablo Álvarez
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points (ooh, pretty)
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Błażej Augustyn
Age: 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Polish 1 point
Giuseppe Bellusci
Age: 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ciro Capuano
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point (I so want to give him a two, but I think that's just my bias)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giovanni Marchese
Age: 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alessandro Potenza
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps:27 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Matías Silvestre
Age: 24
Appearance: 0 point (yikes)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality:Argentine 0 points (Aww, our first nul points)
Christian Terlizzi
Age: 29
Appearance: 1 point (he used to be so pretty, whatever happened?)
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Pablo Barrientos
Age: 24
Appearance: 1 point (hee, his hair is too big for his head!)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Marco Biagianti
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point (I CAN GIVE HIM A TWO, Y/Y?) I totally can. 2 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ezequiel Carboni
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Gennaro Delvecchio
Age: 31
Appearance: 1 point (This is what David Tennant will look like in ten years time. Not to scare you, or anything.)
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mariano Izco
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points (Blimey, and we thought Inter had a lot of Argies)
Pablo Ledesma
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality:Argentine 0 points
Cristian Llama
Age: 23
Appearance: 1 point, plus a bonus point for being called Cristian Ezequiel Llama. (Oh, come on, they're propping up both tables, you can't begrudge them an extra point!)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Federico Moretti
Age: 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Adrian Ricchiuti
Age: 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Fabio Sciacca
Age: 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Jorge Martínez
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 15 1 point
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Giuseppe Mascara
Age: 30
Appearance: 0 point *averts eyes*
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Takayuki Morimoto
Age: 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Japanese 0 points
Gianvito Plasmati
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Gianluca Atzori
Age: 38 (HE IS NOT OLD ENOUGH!)
Appearance: 1 point
Coached since: 2009 0 points
Nationality: Italian2 points
Team Totals
Points: 56 out of a possible 156 = 35.9% Whoops.
Italians: 13 from 26 = 50.0%
CHIEVO
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Portieri
Lorenzo Squizzi
Age: 35
Appearance: 0 points
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Stefano Sorrentino
Age: 30
Appearance: 0 points (Yeah, I think roadtoharmony and sotranquil are safe from these keepers.)
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Michał Miśkiewicz
Age: 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Polish 1 point
Difensori
Marco Malagò
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point (aww, whai so sad?)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Davide Mandelli
Age: 32
Appearance: 0 points (I think my eyeballs are bleeding)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Mantovani
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 8 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Fabio Moro
Age: 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Nicolas Frey
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: French 1 point
Francesco Scardina
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Santiago Morero
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Mario Yepes
Age: 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 64 2 points
Nationality: Colombian 0 points
Felice Piccolo
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Gennaro Sardo
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point (What a sleaze)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Simone Bentivoglio
Age: 24
Appearance: 1 point (I believe he and Marco Borriello might be sharing braincells)
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Michele Marcolini
Age: 33
Appearance: 1 point (OMG ANOTHER GINGER!)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luciano
Age: 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Luca Rigoni
Age: 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Yonese Hanine
Age: 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giampiero Pinzi
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luca Ariatti
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Manuel Iori
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Attacanti
Sergio Pellissier
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Erjon Bogdani
Age: 32 (that always surprises me, he looks so young)
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 49 2 points
Nationality: Albanian 1 point
Marcos
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Brazilian 0 points
Mirco Gasparetto
Age: 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Pablo Granoche
Age: 25 (He is never only twenty-five! CRon, see what happens to you when you over-tan?)
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Uruguayan 0 points
Elvis Abbruscato (I'm tempted to give him a bonus for that name)
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Domenico di Carlo
'I AM IL MISTER, SO I GET A BIG PICTURE, BITCHES'
Age: 45
Appearance: 1 point
Coached since: 2008 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Team Totals
Points: 74 out of a possible 168 = 44.0%
Italians: 20 from 28 = 71.4%
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Portieri
Sébastien Frey
'Srsly, there is no way I'm a two!'
Age: 29
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: French 1 point
Vlada Avramov
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 points
Andrea Seculin
Age: 19
Appearance: 1 point (promising - but too young to be perved on)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Gianluca Comotto
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Juan Manuel Vargas
Age: 25
Appearance: 2 points (because I am so dead if I don't)
Caps: 21 1 point
Nationality: Peruvian 0 points
Per Krøldrup
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 25 1 point
Nationality: Danish 1 point
Dario Dainelli
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alessandro Gamberini
Age: 28
Appearance: 2 points (oh, OK, it's totally down to the socks)
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Cesare Natali
Age: 30
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Manuel Pasqual
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Lorenzo de Silvestri
Age: 21
Appearance: 2 points (Abs don't lie)
Caps: 13 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Centrocampisti
Marco Donadel
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 31 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Cristiano Zanetti
Age: 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Riccardo Montolivo
Age: 24
Appearance: 1 point (I am going to be bludgeoned to death for this) 2 points, as I need my kneecaps
Caps: 34 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marco Marchionni
Age: 29
Appearance: 2 points (blame/thank dirtbunnies *g*)
Caps: 22 1 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Massimo Gobbi
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 1 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Martin Jørgensen
Age: 33
Appearance: 1 point plus a bonus point for having a hedeghog named after him
Caps: 121 2 points plus a bonus point for 100+
Nationality: Danish 1 point
Mario Santana
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 7 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Attacanti
Alberto Gilardino
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 65 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Stevan Jovetić
Age: 19
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 16 1 point
Nationality: Montenegrin 1 point
Ignacio Castillo
Age: 34
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Adrian Mutu
Age: 30
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 66 2 points
Nationality:Romanian 1 point
Savio Nsereko
Age: 20
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Ugandan 0 points
Allenatore
Cesare Prandelli
Age: 52
Appearance: 1 point plus a bonus point for being such a saint
Coached since: 2005 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Team Totals
Points: 87 out of a possible 144 = 60.4%
Italians: 14 from 24 = 58.3%
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Portieri
Marco Amelia
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 28 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Mitchel Musso Mattia Perin
Age: 16
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Danilo Russo
Age: 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Difensori
Alessio Scarpi
Age: 36
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giuseppe Biava
Age: 32
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Salvatore Bocchetti
Age: 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 19 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Domenico Criscito
Age: 22
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 31 2 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Andrea Esposito
Age: 23
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Ivan Fatić
Age: 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Montenegrin 1 point
Emiliano Moretti
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 24 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Sokratis Papasthopoulos
Age: 21
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 12 1 point
Nationality: Greek (oh, you don't say?) 1 point
Nenad Tomović
Age: 22
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Centrocampisti
Ivan Jurić
Age: 34
Appearance: 0 points *runs away*
Caps: 2 0 points
Nationality: Fugly Croatian 1 point
Houssine Kharja
Age: 26
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 58 2 points
Nationality: Moroccan 0 points
Giandomenico Mesto
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 3 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Omar Milanetto
Age: 33
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 4 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Francesco Modesto
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point (has someone been fighting? *approves*)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Marco Rossi
Age: 31
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 6 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Alberto Zapater
Age: 24
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 14 1 point
Nationality:Spain 1 point
Attacanti
Hernán Crespo
Age: 34
Appearance: 2 points, for old times' sake
Caps: 64 2 points
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Stephan el Shaarawy
Age: 16 (OMG DON'T LOOK, PEOPLE!)
Appearance: 1 point (I cannot give a two to a sixteen-year-old, I'd be locked up!) OK, he's a 2, but no-one's allowed to look at him. (Unless they are sixteen themselves, but even then you're both too young. *g*)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Luciano Figueroa
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 15 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
NnnghSergio Floccari
Age: 27
Appearance: 2 points (oh, shut up)
Caps: 0 0 points
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Boško Janković
Age: 25
Appearance: 2 points
Caps: 48 2 points
Nationality: Serbian 1 point
Rodrigo Palacio
Age: 27
Appearance: 1 point (I'm sorely tempted to deduct a point for that stupid rattail)
Caps: 0 8 1 point
Nationality: Argentine 0 points
Raffaelle Palladino
Age: 25
Appearance: 1 point (OMG WUT HAPPENED?)
Caps: 17 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Giuseppe Sculli
Age: 28
Appearance: 1 point
Caps: 25 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Allenatore
Gian Piero Gasperini
Age: 51
Appearance: 1 point
Coached since: 2006 1 point
Nationality: Italian 2 points
Team Totals
Points: 95 out of a possible 168 = 56.5%
Italians: 18 from 28 = 64.3%
Current Standings:
points
Fiorentina - 60.4%
Genoa - 56.5%
Cagliari - 49.4%
Atalanta - 47.4%
Bologna - 46.0%
Chievo - 44.0%
Bari - 43.8%
Catania - 35.9%
Italians
Bologna - 75.9%
Cagliari - 75.9%
Chievo -71.4%
Bari - 65.6%
Atalanta - 65.3%
Genoa - 64.3%
Fiorentina -58.3%
Catania - 50.0%
Next up tomorrow - Inter, Juventus, Lazio and Livorno. Until then!