Inter-ness: Derby Della Nymphomania

[cheryl_bites]

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[hoppipolla]

I died every single time a photo with "merde" on it showed up.

Also Fredy and Alvie ♥ ugh I love them so much.

[cheryl_bites]

Lol oh dear, if I'd known I would cause so much death I would have left them out!

Fredy is busy usurping Deki's role in the team; he is now the go-to person for long-distance shots, perving, inappropriate aggro, etc. Pereira is just really cute; I love his smile and his hair.

[hoppipolla]

They were the greatest.

It is strange to see Fredy being so good I mean he was in his last year with Porto but the year before he was SO atrocious. Alvie is the absolute best and his kids are the cutest ever.

[cheryl_bites]

*Interested* Really! He seems nice and solid now. Were the Portuguese not giving him enough pervs or something?

New life goal: see Pereira's kids.

[dirtbunnies]

Had a crap, crap day and this post was exactly what I needed. All that "merde" all over the place and Javi with his fetish for keepers and Monty's dramaz. Good times. ♥♥♥ Plus, Frog is finally not sucking. Always a plus when your defenders aren't terrible (not that Milan would know--who would ever have thought that Yepes would end up being their star center back? Hahahahahahahaha)

[cheryl_bites]

Yay! \o/ The "merda" is a bit of a tradition, so I thought I'd keep it up, and I had to include Monty's pics when I saw him pulling that face. As for Pupi, IS HE NOT TERRIFYING? He tried to glomp Handa a couple of matches ago and Handa refused. I don't want to know how he broke down the guy's resistance. Even the straight blokes seem to have noticed what's going on; on Twitter they were making comments like "The captain does his traditional celebration with the portar" and "OMG it is the same celebration as with Toldo! O.O" God, if they're catching on, the end times are coming.

Frog was great! Cesare has noticed! \o/ And don't slag off Yepes too much in case Martha hears you.

[dirtbunnies]

I like Yepes! But I would hope I wouldn't have to start him

[calzamante]

Is it just me, or does Stram have a hint of Cristi about him? I think that might be why I find him ...well, never mind that.

He was pretty solid and “gave density in the middle area”, according to Tuutomercato
Aww, you are even scouring Finnish Serie A sites? u so dedicated :p /horribly ungracious mockery

omg socks | omg wriiiist /obligatory and totally expected Ruby!perving

Um, I think I'd be more worried about what Abbiati's doing with his face than Phil's hair, tbh ;)

This was about eleventy times more entertaining than watching the match. Although, admittedly, your perspective might be different.

P.S. Someone needs to pin Noce down and have at him with a lawnmower jfc he looks like a tramp.

[cheryl_bites]

1. Ah, someone else who thinks they look alike! The Romanian press did a side-by-side thing saying the new coach was Chivu's long-lost brother, but they're insane so I ignored them. Christi hasn't got a dimple in his chin, mind.
2. Now I'm really glad I took the time to delete all the embarrassing errors so there's only that relatively innocuous one left. :D
3. Phil's Milito fixation left me rather nonplussed, but at least Conny likes it. And his socks are good.
4. That's Abbiati's face? On the back of his head? OK, doesn't surprise me.
5. *Preens* I thank you. I get overexcited about derbies.

PS They've been writing Noce/Monty at fbslash and the only thing I thought when I saw is was "Is this pre- or post-beard?"

[cheryl_bites]

About time you got here, miss. Have been waiting. :D

[cheryl_bites]

How well I know that feeling.

1. Well, we do, don't we? Without the sex part.
2. Good, good. I'm sure Frog and his sentient limbs are pleased.
3. During the Euros like everyone else did? :P (He is a popular man over at Footballslash.)
4. Lol I knew what you meant. <3