Tweepright Fanfic part 2
Edward sat at home scratching his immaculate balls thinking about the new brain-waveless piece of meat he encountered earlier in the day. He was sitting on his day bed because vampires don’t sleep. The foggy evening turned into foggy night
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seriously, kelly. a work of masterpiece is fucking hilarious.
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"Ed climbed down into her window with the stealth of a ninja and the moral blindness of a small town pedophile."
genius, pure genius.
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"Her room was as spare and clean as Paris Hilton’s poop chute"
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