My First Peyote Experience

Feb 14, 2010 16:42

From the Valentine's Day meme, courtesy of madnesshp:
I have got a FABULOUS idea, lovely. YOU are going to write about our (you, me, and Sammy's) day of marriage, on your LJ. From start to finish. Fic-form or art-form, however you'd prefer!

Sam was decadent in what I can only describe as a Chinese cheongsam that had been sewn together by the hands of an interpretive dance troupe for the blind. I could smell her from where I stood. She smelled of hot curry and small wet angora rabbits. Somehow, I knew she was angry. )

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madnesshp February 15 2010, 01:31:46 UTC

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masanami February 15 2010, 01:50:35 UTC
omg that vid..the nipple twists *dies* stephen colbert you rock!

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ahmerst February 15 2010, 02:02:10 UTC
Why is Stephen Colbert such a fantastic dancer!? Honestly, he should have been at our wedding as well, I reserved him a seat and everything but he NEVER RSVP'D.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a poisonous dart!

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masanami February 15 2010, 01:49:54 UTC
TEARS! THEY ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE!

idon'tevenknow but this was golden

b-but where was Prince Charles? OUR ADORABLE DOG WAS NOT PRESENT? *cries*

I awoke to the sound of tigers growling outside my window, the usual wake up call in these parts. I shattered the pane of glass and breathed in the acrid, yet sweet, smell of mustard gas and watched as the behemoth felines flitted from tree branch to tree branch.

To this day I am wholly unaware of what exactly Bunderhosen consists of, knowing only that it is the successful brother in law of Lederhosen, who silently resents him at Christmas gatherings for being not only successful, but good looking as well.

I love it when you write like this.

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ahmerst February 15 2010, 01:58:39 UTC
b-but where was Prince Charles? OUR ADORABLE DOG WAS NOT PRESENT? *cries*

I KNOW, I KNOW! I didn't know how the heck to fit him in, I should have made him the priest or something!

I love it when you write like this.

D'aww, you're too kind to me! ♥ ♥

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nupinoop296 February 15 2010, 01:57:08 UTC
What.

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ahmerst February 15 2010, 01:59:36 UTC
A day in the life, my dear, a day in the life. ♥

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