WHY I WILL ALWAYS BE A VIRGIN
DEAR EVERY FANDOM POSSIBLY EVER:
USE. PROPER. DIALECT. OR I WILL KILL YOU. SEEING 'GONNA' IN AN ASSCREED FIC MAKES ME WANT TO SLAP THE TEETH OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
LOVE FROM ME.
since we're on the topic ps: dear newbies on xbawks live, turn off your microphone we are not your friends, and we will assassinate you regardless of how much you whine. ALSO. stop using the hidden gum you scrub, it gets you less points. same thing with chasing. y u gotta be so dumb?
pps: romulus was a furry and had no friends, which is why he built his stupid fucking lair in an aqueduct. seriously. i'm gonna get your treasure anyway stop making this difficult.
ppps: leonardo, i love you. you are a beautiful, if underused, character. just thought you should know that. ... oh and also i hate your missions. a fucking tank? really?
SO HAY GUYS. TALK TO ME. HOW ARE YOUR LIVES GOING? MINE IS GREAT, JUST WORKIN' AND GOING TO BED AT NINE AND WAKING UP AT FIVE. FUNTIMES LET ME TELL YOU.
editeditedit i have to do controller cards all day i want to die. just. why.
USE. PROPER. DIALECT. OR I WILL KILL YOU. SEEING 'GONNA' IN AN ASSCREED FIC MAKES ME WANT TO SLAP THE TEETH OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
LOVE FROM ME.
since we're on the topic ps: dear newbies on xbawks live, turn off your microphone we are not your friends, and we will assassinate you regardless of how much you whine. ALSO. stop using the hidden gum you scrub, it gets you less points. same thing with chasing. y u gotta be so dumb?
pps: romulus was a furry and had no friends, which is why he built his stupid fucking lair in an aqueduct. seriously. i'm gonna get your treasure anyway stop making this difficult.
ppps: leonardo, i love you. you are a beautiful, if underused, character. just thought you should know that. ... oh and also i hate your missions. a fucking tank? really?
SO HAY GUYS. TALK TO ME. HOW ARE YOUR LIVES GOING? MINE IS GREAT, JUST WORKIN' AND GOING TO BED AT NINE AND WAKING UP AT FIVE. FUNTIMES LET ME TELL YOU.
editeditedit i have to do controller cards all day i want to die. just. why.