FF: Lovers' Quarrel
Title: Lovers’ Quarrel
Author: ahzheejhei
Rating: PG for language
Series: Yū Yū Hakusho
Pairing: Yūsuke Urameshi // Keiko Yukimura
Spoilers: None...? Occurs a few years after the last chapter. Does that count?
Prompt: music preferences
Dislcaimer: Yū Yū Hakusho was made by a BAMF named Yoshihiro Togashi. As an avid YYH fan, I get to manipulate the characters whatever way I want. (smirrrrrk)
Summary: Taking out rogue demons, saving the world... doing THIS, however, was definitely not in the job description.
Word Count: 300
Author’s Notes: For halcyon_iota! I did my best this time and actually made it into not a story. Booyah for staying within the limits of what a legit drabble looks like. BUT I'M DEFINITELY LYING AT THIS POINT BECAUSE I ENDED UP MAKING ANOTHER VERSION--FML.
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“I. Said. No.”
“Why the hell not?”
“I refuse to buy Eminem for our child.”
“It’s not gonna hurt him... and you’re not the one at the store. I am, because you sent me out to get your laundry list of kami-knows-what.”
“Eminem talks about being homophobic and has racial slurs in ninety-nine percent of his songs. Do you REALLY want a duplicate of what atrocity you and Kuwabara could have made if you had a child running around town? Think of this as saving the world from terror, Mister Spirit Detective.”
“H-hey! I’m not homophobic and racist, Keiko! And seriously, that’s rather low for you to do that. Like I’d go M-Preg with Kuwabara...”
“Really? This comes from the boy who dissed Mozart.”
“That man is a dead geezer that could have been Genkai’s younger brother. Plus his music isn’t exciting. You want to kill our first child that fast?”
“Don’t be so ignorant, Yūsuke! Listening to classical music like Mozart helps children be smarter. Does the world need a child who could easily be labeled as Yūsuke’s and Kuwabara’s offspring?”
“Me? Yes. Him? No. Both of us? Hell. No. Now quit with that weird pairing! Real life ain’t a fucking fandom!”
“Yūsuke, you’re in the middle of a superstore! Watch your language!”
“Fuck that; you’re already making our unborn son-that has my genes written all over his body-a complete nerd and booger-leaf!”
“Just because my musical tastes are TEN TIMES better than yours doesn’t mean Kojiro will be a nerd!”
“You named him, too, without me, huh? Well fine. But nerd-status doesn’t affect who people hook up with in the future. Look at you and guess who you settled down wi-”
BOOOOP. BOOOOP. BOOOOP. BOOO-click.
“Gah, women... Hey, what the hell are you looking at?!”
Fin.
Author: ahzheejhei
Rating: PG for language
Series: Yū Yū Hakusho
Pairing: Yūsuke Urameshi // Keiko Yukimura
Spoilers: None...? Occurs a few years after the last chapter. Does that count?
Prompt: music preferences
Dislcaimer: Yū Yū Hakusho was made by a BAMF named Yoshihiro Togashi. As an avid YYH fan, I get to manipulate the characters whatever way I want. (smirrrrrk)
Summary: Taking out rogue demons, saving the world... doing THIS, however, was definitely not in the job description.
Word Count: 300
Author’s Notes: For halcyon_iota! I did my best this time and actually made it into not a story. Booyah for staying within the limits of what a legit drabble looks like. BUT I'M DEFINITELY LYING AT THIS POINT BECAUSE I ENDED UP MAKING ANOTHER VERSION--FML.
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“I. Said. No.”
“Why the hell not?”
“I refuse to buy Eminem for our child.”
“It’s not gonna hurt him... and you’re not the one at the store. I am, because you sent me out to get your laundry list of kami-knows-what.”
“Eminem talks about being homophobic and has racial slurs in ninety-nine percent of his songs. Do you REALLY want a duplicate of what atrocity you and Kuwabara could have made if you had a child running around town? Think of this as saving the world from terror, Mister Spirit Detective.”
“H-hey! I’m not homophobic and racist, Keiko! And seriously, that’s rather low for you to do that. Like I’d go M-Preg with Kuwabara...”
“Really? This comes from the boy who dissed Mozart.”
“That man is a dead geezer that could have been Genkai’s younger brother. Plus his music isn’t exciting. You want to kill our first child that fast?”
“Don’t be so ignorant, Yūsuke! Listening to classical music like Mozart helps children be smarter. Does the world need a child who could easily be labeled as Yūsuke’s and Kuwabara’s offspring?”
“Me? Yes. Him? No. Both of us? Hell. No. Now quit with that weird pairing! Real life ain’t a fucking fandom!”
“Yūsuke, you’re in the middle of a superstore! Watch your language!”
“Fuck that; you’re already making our unborn son-that has my genes written all over his body-a complete nerd and booger-leaf!”
“Just because my musical tastes are TEN TIMES better than yours doesn’t mean Kojiro will be a nerd!”
“You named him, too, without me, huh? Well fine. But nerd-status doesn’t affect who people hook up with in the future. Look at you and guess who you settled down wi-”
BOOOOP. BOOOOP. BOOOOP. BOOO-click.
“Gah, women... Hey, what the hell are you looking at?!”
Fin.