[fic] Best Result of Drunk Ever
Title: Best Result of Drunk Ever
Genre: Fluff, crack
Rating: PG-15
Pairing: Akanishi Jin x Yamashita Tomohisa/ PiN
Author: ai_happy4lucky
A/N: I’m in the middle of holiday and heck, I got nothing that really meant to do. And the idea to get back to business a.k.a writes some fic popped suddenly. Oh, well, since I free for all the time…So I decide to write this (Love the pairing ^^). I wish I had these boys but unfortunately I don’t…Anyway, dozo!
Best Result of Drunk Ever
Jin knew it’s no good to accept their invitation from the beginning. Begins with Maru’s sudden called and asked him to join, join what? He’s not too sure. But heard Maru sounded…jerkily in sing-song fashion plus unusual way of insisted, Jin assumed that he’s wasted. And come with that thought, it need no genius to figured out what kind of event he count Jin in. At first, Jin thought it’s plainly not a good idea to join in, but when Koki and Junno suddenly showed up in front of him at the KAT-TUN’s dress room and drag him over, he found it’s futile to resist.
“I WANNA S’MORE!”
The living room in Kame’s apartment was a complete mess. Sake and beer bottles littered the floor, accompanied by their numerous drinkers. Out of all KAT-TUN member invited, four showed up and the situation was quite…interesting. The regular drinkers Koki, Maru, Kame, Junno were still standing although they were wobbling quite a bit.
“Owyyee, Junno, have you noticed dat your hair is briiiiiight yellow?” Kame stammered out, swaying as he spoke.
“Wha-whaszat Kame?” Junno was quite drunk and his speech was getting more slurred with every sip he took, “I dunnow wat you said but MAN, you gotta some cute ass!”
Maru and Koki were hand in hand singing their own composition, “WE GOT BOOZE, BOOZE ALL OVEEERRRR…”
The only one who still sober were Jin and Ueda-who seems to have no intention to get wasted and messing around with Kame’s guitar.
“C’MON Koki!! Singg some crapp…! Yeeey!”
“I’m onn charge baby, whazztever yow said!”
Jin was just standing in a corner watching everything. ‘Did I really need to come?’ he thought sweatdropping, ‘After all, I’m not really a strong drinker.’ He looked up at the clock, ‘Maybe I should be spending my time with Pi, he should be available by now’ As his thoughts drifted to his best buddy, Maru popped up in front of him, wasted to the bone.
“HI JINJIN~!!” he yelled, clearly not his usual, annoying oldman self.
Jin flinched for a moment then wrinkled his nose a bit at the smell of sake on the older member’s breath, “Um…Maru, you’re really trashed.”
“Maa…Maa…Jin, chigau yo” he said, completely ignored the sentences before grinned widely, then poked Jin on the shoulder, “Ne Jin, wanna THUMB WRESTLE!?”
Surprised at his sudden offer at competing in the child’s game, Jin accepted warily. “Ok, fine. You want me to start it?”
Grabbing his hand into the ‘war’ position, Maru said, “No, izz ok I’ll say it.”
Jin held his thumb ready as Maru began to count, “One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war, five, six, seven, eight, I USE THIS HAND TO MASTURBATE HAHAHAHA!”
“EEP! EWWWW!!!” Jin quickly pulled his hand away, panic on his face, “Y-you don’t really…do you?”
Maru didn’t seem to hear his question, he was still laughing maniacally on the floor, “HAHA, I GOT HIM KAME I GOT HIM!!!”
Kame turned at the sound of his name, “Good job Maru, and didyou ever notice dat ya gotta bigggie nose stuck on yeer face?”
Maru looked up smiling, “YES I DID!!! WHEE!”
“C’mon join here Tat-chaaan~! Taste tzze happiness wateer! For freee!!” Junno croaked out, shaking bottle of alcohol in his hand.
“No, I’m here just fine, thanks for the offer”
“Tat-chan~” Kame whine as he clinging his arms around the older member, “Try tzziss…One glazz izz fine!” he insist, “We’re legal, anyway. Yess?”
“Kame…”
“TAT~CHAN~YOU’RE NO FUN~” the younger member whines again, accompanied by his cute best puppy eyes that Jin know-he had experienced it-no one could resist. Even for the calm dude like Ueda. And unfortunately it work, like Jin expected. And when Ueda drink it, the other member stated to influence him with other ‘happiness water’ by using Kame as the mediator. Cheat. Couldn’t resist, Ueda started to follow to wasted. Poor guy.
Tired of the night’s events, Jin’s brain made a sudden thought of drop by to Pi’s house, or perhaps sleep over as well if possible. He making his way toward the door, tried to avoid being noticed. But unfortunately Koki saw his moving and got to him in a flash.
“WHERE YA GOIN’ JIIIIN!?” he chirped, “I saw dat you ain’t gotten a sip of drinking stuff yet tonight hmmm? HERE HAVE SOME!”
Before Jin could react, Koki had shoved a huge bottle of sake in his mouth and the contents were pouring down his throat faster than national athletic ran to a gayporn store.
When Koki pulled the bottle out of Jin’s mouth, Jin began to cough and sputter. “Why’d you do that!?”
“Becuz, yea no got some drinkkzz!”
“Oohh, I’m feeling dizzy, sorry I’m gonna go home now.”
“OK JINJIIIN! SEE YOU LATER!” Koki bounced away with a wave.
As Jin stepped out of the building, he noticed that he was feeling very wobbly. ‘Oh no,’ he thought anxiously, ‘I must be drunk…wait…no…drunk people can’t tell if they’re drunk so if I think I’m drunk I CAN’T be drunk!’
And with that thought he began to make his way home…in the wrong direction. Instead of turning to road to is home, his feet brought him to some place different that he planning to go just then. That none other than his best buddy’s apartment.
Yamashita Tomohisa sat in his sofa lazily, he stared to the whatsoever station that aired on TV now, but his eyes were dull. He then turned the TV off, not interest of watching the midnight drama until finished.
Now his thought drifts to his stupid best friend. Yamapi thought about how often him watching Jin secretly whenever possible at work. He watched him sing and perform. He watched him laugh and joke. He watched him sit and talk quietly. He watched the way his smile brightened up the room even if it was a simple, practice smile. He watched the way he moved. He watched the way he stared him with a silly, expressive eyes.
Yamapi snapped from the thought and scold himself for waste his time thinking instead of take a deep slumber and preparing for the next day. Thinking didn’t make anything unless you act. 'Oh Jin...Jin...when did you become such an important person in my life?'
Messing his dark brown hair, he stood up and yawned while making his way to the schedule list he had to dealing with for the next week. Tomorrow schedule…Photoshoots, interview, practice dancing, lunchtime, photoshoots again, blah blah blah…Gosh, no free time this week except Saturday and today is Sunday, he inform himself. Still a long to go. He sank his face to the paper that he put on refrigerator with a small groan.
Suddenly he heard bell ringing accompanied with knocking at his door.
“Who the hell? At this very night…” groaning with his face still on his schedule paper, he walked lazily toward the door and opened it.
“GOOD MORLING PI-CHAN!” a familiar voice shouted.
“Wha-? Good morning? It’s midnight for god sakes…” he mumbled, not fully realize who the midnight-guest before he looking up,
“JIN!?” The best buddy of him was standing in front of his door and grinning widely.
“Hi Pi!”
‘Something’s wrong with him.’ He thought, ‘He seems so…so…Goofy? Wait, he always like that didn’t he? No, this is different…Did I just smell sake? OH GOD HE’S DRUNK!’
“Jin…um…by any chance…are you drunk?”
“Freakin’ WASTED! Heehee.” he giggled.
Yamapi knew he was in trouble now. His best friend was the type of drunk who did the most random things, some of which were kind of…disturbing
Jin step his foot in the room and got stumbled for did so. Aware by it, Yamapi’s steady hand caught him in one glint. Now he got at least one finger on Jin’s waist and tried hardly to made Jin walked until they reach couch. Jin, felt disturbed, made himself dead-weight until he felt his knee touched the floor, that was really troubling Yamapi, to be honest.
“C’mon Jin…Can you at least help me here?”
“Don’t want to…Mm…I just walked many many many miles and I don’t feel I want to do it againnz…Wheeee!”
Walk here? In this state? Insane…Why he must drop here anyway? Well, not like Yamapi mind it, but in this kind of state, it’s quite disturbing. But again, why he felt a little glint of enjoyment deep deep inside? Oh, because it was Jin, obviously. How come he can be so stupid? Guess Jin’s baka syndrome had influenced him a lot.
“Daite daite daite Pi-chan tsuyoku tsuyoku tsuyoku hanasanaide…Lalala…Lalalala…Lalala…Ah…I forgot the next…Wasureta” Jin sang song-ed, for some reason the lyric made Yamapi’s cheek blush slightly, “Pi! Sing da next sentences for me! It’s your song!” he declared at Yamapi’s ear then gave him a bear hug from aside.
Finally Yamapi managed to sat Jin on the couch, with so much effort since Jin hugged him just so tight like koala did, “Here Jin, wait and let me find you something to sober you up.” Before leaving, he turned around and commanded strictly, “STAY HERE.”
“HAIK GOSUJIN-SAMA!”
Heard that misguided sentences, Yamapi’s mind running wildly. ‘If I’m master…’ Things that not supposed to be think right now wandering wildly and crazily messing up his brain. ‘Ok, pervert, stop thinking. Too much thinking is not good. Very tempting but give bad influence nonetheless. Stop thinking and back to what to do is the best solution.’
After getting some head clearing meds from his medicine kit near kitchen, he rushed back to living room. As he expected, Jin was no where to be seen.
“Oi! Jin! WHERE ARE YOU!?” he yelled.
Hearing some cluttering in his room he turned in that direction. Jin came out, clutching a pair of his boxers.
“OH PI-CHAN KAWAII! THEY’VE GOT BLACK CAT-PAW ALL OVER THEM!”
Blushing at the sight of Jin studying his boxers so closely, Yamapi quickly ran over and snatch them away from him, “Gimme those…” he said, adding some venom into his voice.
“Too bad, I’ve still got many more!” Jin smiled brightly and pulled more out from his jeans “See?”
Gaping at the wad of his boxers in Jin’s hand, he quickly jumped for them.
“TOO SLOW, PI! WHEEE!” Jin called jumping out of the way.
“Give that back Bakanishi!”
“Catch me if you can!” Jin said as he began to run around in crazy drunken steps.
“Jin! Give that back immediately!” Yamapi began to chase him and, with his more steady movement against Jin’s drunken ones, Yamapi easily caught up and knocked him down. Taking his boxers back, Yamapi quickly threw them back in his room. Jin was still on the floor, kneeling.
“Hey, Pi,” he whispered.
“What?” Yamapi asked irritably.
“Come here for a moment.”
Sighing, he gave in and walked towards his drunken friend, kneeling, “What?” he asked.
“Closer.” Jin said mischievously, his finger made a vague movement to assist his sentences.
Groaning, Yamapi moved closer. Spontaneously, Jin smiled half grinning and began moving his face closer to Yamapi’s.
‘What is he doing?’ he thought. ‘Is he trying to KISS ME? Oh well, I don’t think I would mind that…’
Moving slowly closer to him, Yamapi slowly closed his eyes and suddenly…
“BEEP BEEP!” Jin chimed and Yamapi found his nose being pitched by him.
“Owww, Jin! Lemme go!” he cried.
“Teehee,” he giggled and let Yamapi go, “Your nose is like a horn! WHEEE!”
Seeing the sour look on Yamapi’s face, Jin asked, “What’s wrong Pi? Did you think I was going to kiss you or somethin’? Huh??”
“N-no, nothing like that at all!!” Yamapi stammered blushing.
“You don’t want to get kiss from me? You know I can do it now~” Jin teased with a playfully sing manners as he tilting his head cutely that he acknowledged Yamapi can’t immune with. That asshole…Such a cruel little devil he is…
“Wh-What?? N-No, Doesn’t mean I’m not wanted to…” what just he said again? He is beyond fucked up. No. He is completely fucked up. Wait, he saw a glint…was Jin smirked at him just then? “I, ummm…I just don’t wanna take advantage of you, that’s all” was Yamapi’s clever answer. He could hear Jin’s laughing lightly and claps his hand childishly at his respond.
“Here let me make it up to you,” Jin said happily and before Yamapi knew it his lips was touched against Jin’s. A light feathery kiss, Jin’s lips moving slowly against his’. And Yamapi was actually kissed him back, not hungrily nor feverishly, but just enough to let Jin know that he was welcomed. Jin thought that as permission and leaned closer to deepening the kiss. Yamapi surprisingly pleased when Jin’s tongue invaded his mouth, gently grazing every area of it. After that Yamapi did the same, tracing his movements exactly while letting out a low moan as their tongues touched and slide against one another in a slow and agonizing manner. He placed his hand on Jin’s light-brown hair, stroke it caringly. Jin slowly rolled down to the floor, made Yamapi now on top, arching his back over him. Still kissing.
When Yamapi broke the kiss, Jin rolled away from him, acted like nothing happened and yawned. “Ohhh, I feel so tired and dizzy, Pi-chan, I’m going to bed now. Oyasumi…”
Before Yamapi could stop him, Jin drunkenly walked to his comfy couch and promptly passed out on it.
‘He kissed me’ Yamapi thought, ecstatic. ‘Well, he is drunk, and he probably won’t remember, but…it was nice nonetheless.’
Moving to his room, Yamapi crouched down and stared at Jin’s still figure on his couch. ‘He really is attractive…pretty as well…’ he thought. ‘I can’t help but love him…’ Reaching to Jin’s head, Yamapi tucked a few strands of Jin’s hair behind his ear. Smiling, he picked Jin up. Moving him to his bed so he won’t be sore for the next morning. If he recalled, he remembered tomorrow Jin got no schedule for morning, so he can sleep as he pleased until afternoon. Yeah, but Yamapi have, so he must quickly take a rest and regained energy back for the next day. So he crawled on his bed, and with the last sight of sleeping innocent Jin, he let a deep sleep take him.
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When he awoke in the morning, the first thing that Jin felt was SPLITTING PAIN.
“Ahhh…I must’ve drank too much.”
He didn’t remember too much about the previous night, just Koki stuffing a bottle down his throat and he clutching a pair of boxers.
‘They were a nice pair of boxers’ he thought, ‘The cat-paws were really cute. But wait…if I was clutching a pair of boxers, doesn’t that mean that they were originally ON SOMEONE!? Oh. My. GOD. I HOPE I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING STUPID! Wait, wait, calm down Jin. Maybe you didn’t do anything…But there’s something weird now…Where am I?’
Not took a long time so he finally realized he was in Yamapi’s room, he’s drop by often, so not possible if he didn’t know who this bedsheets belong to. Wait? Did he just said bedsheets? So, he was sleeping on bed? ‘How could that be? If I sleep over, I normally take the couch, cuz Pi never allowed me to…’ Suddenly, a splitting image came in his mind. He was running around, someone chasing him, knocking him down. He was pitching something, he kissing someone…a familiar sound, familiar person…PI!
He poke his head for being so stupid, he was now in Yamapi’s room, which was obvious wasn’t it!?
‘Oh god, I kissed Pi, oh god. I hope I didn’t tell him I liked him or something, I mean, I do like him…but that’s not how I want him to find out.’
Sighing, he got up and went to the bathroom. After a refreshing shower to clear his hangover and to get the smell of sake off him, he went in front of the mirror to make up his appearance.
‘Pi is nowhere at sight…’ Jin thought, ‘So he must be gone to work…Seriously, he works too much, I should call him out for a walk or something. I just have to get him to relax for once. Or maybe I can…Guess I’ll meet him at JE building…’
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Lunch time, as Jin about to arrive in front of NEWS’ practice room, he heard Ryo said: “Oi, We will go to cafetaria for lunch, you coming?”
“Nah, you guys go first. I’ll just change into something else and I’ll be joining up in a while” heard Yamapi’s answered.
They all then were taking their exits one by one. That’s when everyone noticed Jin in front of the door. Ryo glance him with a naughty smirk, “Hey, what did you do to him last night?” he stopped and asked while another member already passed.
“What?”
“What. did. you. two. doing. last. night?” he repeated slowly.
“I don’t get it…”
“See…He got a disgusting dreamy look on his face and it’s like he about to drool. And he messed up the practice as well. Talking about Yamapi here…” he said as if Yamapi wasn’t there-the fact was he is and he still can hear him clearly, “I heard you were invading his apartment yesterday. Hmm?” he elbowed Jin’s arm.
“Err…Ryo-chan…” Jin could see behind Ryo, Yamapi made a face like he ready to kill somebody and stared the radio tape as he wandering if it heavy enough to make Ryo’s mouth shut.
“Did he try to do anything? Did he?”
“GET OUT OF HERE AND GET YOUR LUNCH!!” heard Yamapi jerking out with a murderous tone in his voice. Ryo can imagine behind his back, his leader was blushing hard right now.
“Hai, Hai, just finish your business before we back! Don’t involve me if you get caught!” Ryo gave a wise advice Jin confuse with as he walked away.
Entering the room, he called “Good morning Pi!”
“Morning Jin.” Yamapi answered. Sat at the floor and sweated due the dance practice, he looked pretty tired, “So, you got a hangover too?” he asked, a little smirk on his face, “I met Kame before, and I can figure out that he really trashed. Moreover, he yammering on and on about his messy head”
“Well, I did, but after my shower, I’m all better!” Jin said with a smile as he crouched in front of his best friend.
Inside, Yamapi felt his heart doing flip-flop. He was damn cute…Yamapi didn’t want to mention anything about last night because probably it was pretty embarrassing for Jin.
“So, um…”
“Hm?”
“I don’t remember lots of things about last night but I do remember one thing pretty well…”
‘Oh god,’ he thought, ‘I hope he isn’t mad at me for letting him do that.’
“You see, I’m really, really, sorry. I didn’t think clearly last night. Are you mad at me?” he asked.
Surprised for a moment Yamapi answered, “Of course not. It wasn’t a big deal. I didn’t really mind actually…”
“What?”
“Oh, nothing, nothing, I said nothing.” Yamapi stammered while blushing.
“Well, I know that wasn’t your first kiss but I wanted to make it up to you somehow.”
“How?”
“Like this.” And with that, Jin leaned forward and REALLY kissed him, sober.
Yamapi’s eyes went wide with surprise and then closed as he returned the kiss. Not a hungry kiss, just a light caressing kiss like they had before. Yamapi wrapped his arms around Jin, brought him a little closer and laid Jin down with Jin’s back on floor. And the kiss was turned to the hotter one. Jin’s tongue moved in Yamapi’s mouth the same way like the night before. Maybe he really wanted to make up for it. Inside Yamapi’s head, a whole fireworks celebration was going up. He was kissing the guy of his dreams, and he's NOT DRUNK!
When they broke apart, Jin looked up at him happily and said, “I love you Pi!” almost all loud.
Blushed, but still act cool, Yamapi said stammered, “O-Okay, Yeah, I love you too…”
Jin sat down in front of the slightly younger one, tilted his head to aside and grin in amusement before pitching Yamapi’s cheek, “You’re shy! KAWAII!!!” then rushed forward to hug him. Yamapi did his best to not get stumble, and actually he hugged Jin back. Smiling, he put his chin on Jin’s shoulder and whispered, “Suki da yo”
Hearing this all-heart statement, Jin stop giggling and pulled away from Yamapi. Jin can tell that Yamapi meant it by the way he said and gentle care tone in his voice. In the other side, Yamapi can saw Jin’s face all pink. How he love the color, the expression as well, it’s just so cute he wanted to just pinned him down and take him right there right now.
As Yamapi leaned to close the space between them once again, he heard snickering from the door. Looking up in horror, he saw all NEWS member and KAT-TUN’s member as well all in front of the door. A sight of Ryo laughed maniacally pissed Yamapi off. That asshole bastard…
“WHOO NICE MOVE LEADER!” Koyama laughed, behind him, Shige made two thumbs up, beside him there’s Tegoshi cover his face and muffling which sounded like: “I don’t want to see! I don’t see anything!” while Massu tried to calm him down but amused smile still plastered in his face.
“How cute you two! KAWAII!” Kame snickered with a fangirl type of manners. Koki stood blankly as he gap his mouth at the sight while Junno tried to confirmed the situation by exchange look at Ueda and Maru, which answered by nods from both of them.
“Trying to get in his pants, eh?” Ryo said with a grin.
Jerk up and made a frightening face, Yamapi yelled desperately, “GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!”
Running for their lives, all members rushed out of the place with Yamapi in hot high speed pursuit. Jin followed them while giggling amusedly at his new soon-official boyfriend’s childish behavior.
‘This was a best result of drunk ever!’
-Owari-