yesterday was one of the greatest days of my frickin life. Terrance Hayes came and read, his Q&A was AMAZING, and then I watched the Victoria Secret Show with my girls. LET. ME. JUST. SAY. Adriana Lima? I...believeImayhavetradedmysoulforthechancetotouchhertits. She is perfection. It is unreal. Seriously, that show is one big porno ( Read more... )

I'm back in Newton for thanksgiving. Poor fly was totally overwhelmed by me, jamie, and ashely all returning at once. I wonder what he'll do when liz, andrew, and andrew's mom show up too ( Read more... )

sooo let's look at this conversation ( Read more... )

soooo much better than last year. the booths were sweet, the naked girls were appreciated, the dance was fun, the afterpartying much needed ( Read more... )

I have no real issues with Halloween. Let's get dressed up and eat candy? Okay, I'm totally down with that ( Read more... )

I have a 5/7 page paper due tomorrow and instead of doing it I have been making a pro/con chart about Barcelona and Cordoba. I talked to Dezarai and she gave me some awesome news re: the availability of gay culture in Cordoba...apparently, I can get an internship at an NGO that works with gay rights. Besides that being awesome on it's own, it ( Read more... )

This has been quite the weekend. Hampshire Halloween was really fun, Jay and his friends are awesome and gracious and fun. Plus, I met my future wife. She was dressed as a pirate, engaged in a rap battle outside Jay's mod, and incredibly hot. Basically...it was love at first sight. Sadly, I'm not even kidding ( Read more... )

I know, I know, I am a horrible lj updater ( Read more... )

Okay, my boss is going to England for two weeks. She says that in the airports, they now have people disposing of their contraband liquids in giant trash cans. Don't believe it? Look on any news website and you will see pictures of people pouring liquids into "special containers". I really hope that this is just for photographic sensation, and ( Read more... )

I am one of Boston's foremost experts on controlling frizzy hair, and I am the first to admit that rain will fuck your style up. However, walking around with a 1 gallon ziplock bag on your head is unacceptable. You may save your hair from frizz, but nothing will save you from me yelling "WANKER" out of my car window at you or from posting about ( Read more... )