I *Am* A Real Boy, You Idiot {AI podfic}
Two podfics!
Title: Other Duties as Assigned?
Author: house_of_lantis
Rating: R for suggestiveness, a little sex
Pairing: Adam/Kris AU, no spouses or significant others
Summary: It wasn’t in his contract to pretend to be a robotic companion, but apparently, it really was.
Title: Beep!
Author: jerakeen
Artist: birddi
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kris/Adam
Summary: The sad thing is, Kris had actually practiced his beeping.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No disrespect or offense intended to anyone.
Both stories based on this prompt for kradamadness...
The Prompt: I *Am* a Real Boy, You Idiot! by akavertigo
Adam Lambert is rich, successful, notorious, and about as fond of real people as a hamster of a blender. (Trans: no touching!) For the past three years, his favorite solace is his "d.o.l.", a custom made robotic companion. But when his pet Pinocchio breaks completely, Adam throws a fit on par with an earthquake and demands his personal staff fix him, fix him, fix him. Unfortunately, the damage is too great to handle quickly.
Fearing for the safety of the company and their own skins (Adam's last "upset" nearly caused a state-wide recession), Adam's PAs contact the original creator in hopes he has a copy to fool their employer while the original gets repaired. Sadly, Simon does not. But he does have the assistant who modeled for it.
Kris' mission is simple: just pretend to be slightly brain damaged puppet for two weeks! It's no hassle as far as bodily needs/functions are concerned; the d.o.l. "sleeps" and "eats" like any other animal. And if Adam gets frisky? Just make distraught beeping sounds and he'll assume the gears are still misaligned (or something). It's the perfect plan!
Until Adam develops a taste for the real thing, Kris forgets to beep, and the TRUTH comes out.
Downloads
Other Duties As Assigned? Length: 36:09
Beep! Length: 12:16
These stories were recorded with author permission, please let them know if you enjoy them. All of my podfic can be found here
Title: Other Duties as Assigned?
Author: house_of_lantis
Rating: R for suggestiveness, a little sex
Pairing: Adam/Kris AU, no spouses or significant others
Summary: It wasn’t in his contract to pretend to be a robotic companion, but apparently, it really was.
Title: Beep!
Author: jerakeen
Artist: birddi
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kris/Adam
Summary: The sad thing is, Kris had actually practiced his beeping.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No disrespect or offense intended to anyone.
Both stories based on this prompt for kradamadness...
The Prompt: I *Am* a Real Boy, You Idiot! by akavertigo
Adam Lambert is rich, successful, notorious, and about as fond of real people as a hamster of a blender. (Trans: no touching!) For the past three years, his favorite solace is his "d.o.l.", a custom made robotic companion. But when his pet Pinocchio breaks completely, Adam throws a fit on par with an earthquake and demands his personal staff fix him, fix him, fix him. Unfortunately, the damage is too great to handle quickly.
Fearing for the safety of the company and their own skins (Adam's last "upset" nearly caused a state-wide recession), Adam's PAs contact the original creator in hopes he has a copy to fool their employer while the original gets repaired. Sadly, Simon does not. But he does have the assistant who modeled for it.
Kris' mission is simple: just pretend to be slightly brain damaged puppet for two weeks! It's no hassle as far as bodily needs/functions are concerned; the d.o.l. "sleeps" and "eats" like any other animal. And if Adam gets frisky? Just make distraught beeping sounds and he'll assume the gears are still misaligned (or something). It's the perfect plan!
Until Adam develops a taste for the real thing, Kris forgets to beep, and the TRUTH comes out.
Downloads
Other Duties As Assigned? Length: 36:09
Beep! Length: 12:16
These stories were recorded with author permission, please let them know if you enjoy them. All of my podfic can be found here