About Lockins and Such
Hillarious forward from Liz about us Minnesotans (mainly for the benefit of people from Illinois):
60 Above
New Jersey-ites try to turn on the heat.
People in MN plant gardens
50 Above
Californians shiver uncontrollably
People in MN sunbathe
40 Above
Italian and English cars won't start
People in MN drive with the windows down
32 Above
Distilled water freezes
Lake Mille Lacs water gets thicker
20 Above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and
woolly hats.
People in MN throw on a flannel shirt
15 Above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat
People in MN have the last cookout before it gets too
cold.
Zero
People in Miami all die
Minnesotans lick the flagpole
20 Below
Iowans fly away to Mexico
People in MN get out their winter coats
40 Below
Hollywood disintegrates
The Girl Scouts in MN are selling cookies door to door
60 Below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic
MN Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until
it gets cold enough
80 Below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes
In MN, schools consider closing early
460 Below
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
Scale)
People in MN start saying "cold nuff for ya?"
500 Below
Hell freezes over
The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl.
Last night my church had a lock in. It was...okay. Maybe it was because I had a headache and was the 3rd to oldest highschooler there, and the oldest female highschooler? I dunno, but there were some deffinate low points. On the other hand, it also had it's fun points...I'm just not sure if it was worth the sleep deprivition. It was lights out at 1am though (whoops, we didn't go to bed till 2am) and then Pastor woke us up at 7am. He did not tell us that we were being woken up early and going HIKING. So yeah, 5-ish hours of sleep and I'm still pooped. I'm gunna go to bed now. Happy Columbus Day...I'll be home all day if you wanna call.
60 Above
New Jersey-ites try to turn on the heat.
People in MN plant gardens
50 Above
Californians shiver uncontrollably
People in MN sunbathe
40 Above
Italian and English cars won't start
People in MN drive with the windows down
32 Above
Distilled water freezes
Lake Mille Lacs water gets thicker
20 Above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and
woolly hats.
People in MN throw on a flannel shirt
15 Above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat
People in MN have the last cookout before it gets too
cold.
Zero
People in Miami all die
Minnesotans lick the flagpole
20 Below
Iowans fly away to Mexico
People in MN get out their winter coats
40 Below
Hollywood disintegrates
The Girl Scouts in MN are selling cookies door to door
60 Below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic
MN Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until
it gets cold enough
80 Below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes
In MN, schools consider closing early
460 Below
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
Scale)
People in MN start saying "cold nuff for ya?"
500 Below
Hell freezes over
The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl.
Last night my church had a lock in. It was...okay. Maybe it was because I had a headache and was the 3rd to oldest highschooler there, and the oldest female highschooler? I dunno, but there were some deffinate low points. On the other hand, it also had it's fun points...I'm just not sure if it was worth the sleep deprivition. It was lights out at 1am though (whoops, we didn't go to bed till 2am) and then Pastor woke us up at 7am. He did not tell us that we were being woken up early and going HIKING. So yeah, 5-ish hours of sleep and I'm still pooped. I'm gunna go to bed now. Happy Columbus Day...I'll be home all day if you wanna call.