Hamburger Hands or Not
Title: Hamburger Hands or Not.
Length: 232
Rating: PG
Genre: Comedy, of sorts.
Summary: Nino hates the way Jun's hair is always perfect.
A/N: I wrote this for my bb yayhooraywoohoo.
He wasn't even sure why he hated it so much, but Nino absolutely hated the way Jun's hair was so perfect all the time. He always was itching to just ruffle it, or give Jun a nuggie. But he knew that if he even tried to do that, he could say goodbye to one, if not both of his hamburger hands.
But if Ohno did it, Jun would just think it was cute. Because Jun was totally enamored with Ohno. Even though Ohno was property of Ninomiya Kazunari. He even had a tattoo on his butt. Just like a Cabbage Patch Kid. Or not. He could be lying.
He thought about throwing something at Jun's head. That would be funny, but also might be rather dangerous. As in Jun's anger would be dangerous. Like a nuclear explosion. Yeah. Scary. There was that little pack of hand wipes on the table next to him…that wouldn't hurt too bad. And just as he was picking up the packet, Ohno swaggered into the dressing room, and ruffled a hand through Jun's hair, leaving it looking just as it had two seconds previously. Of course, Nino thought. Jun just smiled and continued reading.
Nino threw the packet at Jun anyway, and ran out of the room. Or at least tried, because Jun had a hold of his ankle and was dragging him back into the room.
Length: 232
Rating: PG
Genre: Comedy, of sorts.
Summary: Nino hates the way Jun's hair is always perfect.
A/N: I wrote this for my bb yayhooraywoohoo.
He wasn't even sure why he hated it so much, but Nino absolutely hated the way Jun's hair was so perfect all the time. He always was itching to just ruffle it, or give Jun a nuggie. But he knew that if he even tried to do that, he could say goodbye to one, if not both of his hamburger hands.
But if Ohno did it, Jun would just think it was cute. Because Jun was totally enamored with Ohno. Even though Ohno was property of Ninomiya Kazunari. He even had a tattoo on his butt. Just like a Cabbage Patch Kid. Or not. He could be lying.
He thought about throwing something at Jun's head. That would be funny, but also might be rather dangerous. As in Jun's anger would be dangerous. Like a nuclear explosion. Yeah. Scary. There was that little pack of hand wipes on the table next to him…that wouldn't hurt too bad. And just as he was picking up the packet, Ohno swaggered into the dressing room, and ruffled a hand through Jun's hair, leaving it looking just as it had two seconds previously. Of course, Nino thought. Jun just smiled and continued reading.
Nino threw the packet at Jun anyway, and ran out of the room. Or at least tried, because Jun had a hold of his ankle and was dragging him back into the room.