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[apperception]

Objective Rankings of LJ "Philosophers"

Comments

[lilwilly]

Haha. Very nicely done. This is great.

However, I do have mixed feelings. On one hand I suppose it is a good thing that I haven't been used an example as none of the categories are designed to be especially flattering save for the Forces of Darkness. On the other hand perhaps I haven't exherted strong enough influence to merit a mention.

I suppose I a mostly a Clearhead, though.

[jeffrock]

none of the categories are designed to be especially flattering save for the Forces of Darkness

How is "Evil obscurantists, exist to harm, thrive on pain.
Common tactics: Obfuscation, trolling, taunting, indecency, mudslinging, sadism" flattering? I suppose it is more flattering than some of the others, however I personally would rather be in "reverie with cosmic consciousness" and able to "communicate from the ether". But I am a space cadet after all.

[apperception]

I didn't think the attributes of Forces of Darkness were flattering. Should I make them more damning? Suggestions?

[lilwilly]

They're only relatively flattering to the others in respect to how to defeat them. Everyone else has absurd or demeaning methods of how to dispatch them. That's all I meant. I didn't intend to imply that everything in the "FoD" category was flattering.

Anyhow, do you agree that I am a clearhead or do I fit into another category in your opinion?

By Your Command

[nanikore]

I admit that while I don't really understand this function called "human humor." However, my present analysis indicates that whatever this "human humor" does, apperception is indeed more adept at it than cabrutus is...

[jeffrock]

I think you've inspired me to come up with a ranking list of my own (all in the name of objectivity and science of course). :D

[apperception]

Science is the most important.

[lilwilly]

This should be interesting to see your perspective. Let us know if and when you post a list.

[dangerzooey]

I need to make myself more well known. I'm not on any of these lists. I suck.

[jeffrock]

I bet if you drop cabrutus a comment telling him how much of an idiot you think I am he will stick you right in tier alpha.

[dangerzooey]

I doubt it. Especially not since I made that comment to him that any smart person would have thought to put anyone in high_philosophy automatically into tier alpha.

[hhallahh]

Unexpectedly awesome.