Just got back from taking the written Spanish certification. Pray that I passed, please! I do NOT want to take this sumbitch again ( Read more... )

This is the HARROWING scene outside my door this morning that caused the school district to declare today a snow day.

I'll give money or sex to the first person who can find the snow. ;)


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Sunday I took the captain of my wrestling team out for a hard workoout. In the past week he's broken up with his girlfriend, had his car totalled by a drunk, and basically decided he has to get a job to help support his mom because his deadbeat brother moved back in with them and his mom is too weak to say no. So he needed a good asskicking and ( Read more... )

When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny ( Read more... )

Specialist doctor's diagnosis: inflammation of the quadriceps tendon. No surgery needed. A knee brace, physical therapy, and anti-inflammatories should get me back to 100%. Cleared to bike again! Most excellent.

I was really afraid I was gonna need surgery. Thank goodness.

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I just had to share this. Hilarious. "I'm sorry madam...we had to use a longer needle. It's not your fault though....blame it on the cortisol ( Read more... )

So that it's not buried in my diary, let me make a recommendation for those who are wanting to lose those extra pounds (and there have been several of you who read my blog who have mentioned it ( Read more... )

It's been close enough to 4 weeks since the cough set in. It's still not gone, but close enough that it didn't just sap my body of all energy. I think the Thanksgiving holiday rest helped. For 5 days straight I didn't get up until at least 10:30am every day! That fuckin' rocked ( Read more... )

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