A-CHA!
Title: A-CHA!
Author: ailaling1017
Pairing: bandfic
Rating: PG
Genre: crack
Warning/s: nothing much
Verse: expanded
Type/Status: One-Shot; 2,600W
Summary: Being Super Junior's manager is quite stressful.
A/N: Unbeta'd.
~
A grumpy Seunghwan trods into the twelfth floor SJ dorm with an equally beaten-looking Leeteuk in tow.
Yesung momentarily pauses petting Kkoming and sits beside Leeteuk who slumped himself on the couch.
"Hyung hyung hyung hyung hyung," Yesung pokes Leeteuk's shoulder with each repetition of the word, just for the kick of it.
"Stop it! Why are you even here!? You don't live here!" Leeteuk smacks Yesung on the head.
Yesung decides to get a new haircut - wondering if he ought to visit that salon whose owner mistook him for Lee Junki. He decides he should and leaves the living room - Kkoming trailing behind its "oppa."
Seunghwan sighs exaggeratedly as he kicks the CPU of the living room PC and knocks Hyukjae's strawberry milk in the process. He makes a mental note to go strawberry milk grocery shopping that evening. A strawberry-milk-deprived Hyukjae is a handful. That's all.
"Donghae!!! Get your ass over here!" Seunghwan screams towards the general direction of Leeteuk's and Donghae's shared room.
Leeteuk groans at the noise and puffs his cheeks - again. Heechul walks into the room and kicks the leader. Leeteuk asks Seunghwan to accompany him to the hospital later.
"Does that mean I have to go as well? Since I don't really know how to detach my ass from my body. Besides, Hyukkie doesn't really want to share," half of Donghae's face peeks cautiously behind the wooden door and Seunghwan closes his eyes and pinches the bridge of his nose - willing thoughts of murder away from his mind.
Heechul gushes at Donghae's cuteness and melts into a puddle of goo.
"What did I tell you about touching the computer, Hae?" Seunghwan uses his I'm-so-angry-right-now-but-I'm-restraining-myself-from-killing-you-since-the-fans-might-kill-me-in-return-if-I-do-so-much-as-harm-a-hair-in-your-head-voice.
Donghae's lower lip quivers and Seunghwan braces himself for the fucking Niagara falls that's about to come.
Heechul has recovered and is now "none-goo-like." He pulls Donghae into a hug and glares at Seunghwan, as if he had hit his favorite dongsaeng.
"Why do you have to be so hard on him!? Can't you see that he's only a child!?" Heechul screams.
Seunghwan rolls his eyes. Five years with SJ has taught him not to argue with the resident bitch-slash-Space Big Star. It's for his own good.
Heechul pushes Donghae back into his room and shots Seunghwan one last look of pure disgust before coming in after Donghae as well.
"Aiiish! What do we do now!?" Seunghwan runs his hands through his hair frustratedly.
Leeteuk, whom he thought was dead, rose from the couch with so much agility, Seunghwan wondered if he really had back pains - or if he really was thirty. After all, his face didn't seem so. Must be the white clothes, Seunghwan concludes. He makes a mental note to wear white the next time they fly out of the country. Junghoon has been gaining popularity these days and he refuses to lose. Prince Manager is a lame fan club name anyway.
"I don't know! Why do I always have to have all the answers to everything!? I did not ask for this! It's not my fault I was born nine days before Heechul! I'm a leader, not a mother. God. I hate you! I hate all of you!" Leeteuk shouts at the top of his lungs.
Seunghwan clings to the swivel chair and turns a cautious eye to the ranting Leeteuk. It is in times like these when he almost feels certain that Leeteuk is indeed a teenager - he surely has the emotional outbursts of one.
Seunghwan grabs the strawberry milk carton on the computer table and hands it to Leeteuk in an attempt to pacify his whining.
Leeteuk slaps the strawberry milk out of Seunghwans hand and it lands on the floor. He puts a hand on his forehead and sighs dramatically.
"I'm on a no-carb diet! God! Why are you so stupid!?"
Seunghwan blinks - conflicted whether he should argue that strawberry milk isn't really a carbohydrate after all. Leeteuk's intense glare shut him up though.
Leeteuk runs into the bathroom - retrieving his iPhone from his pocket. Nobody understands him other than his fans so he must tweet every time he feels bad. It makes him feel better to see the lovely mentions from all the ELF around the world. He really doesn't understand much of said tweets, but it's okay. It's the thought that counts, after all.
Seunghwan barely has a moment to recover before the eleventh floor residents burst through the door. Leeteuk's outburst might have alerted them.
Ryeowook is wearing an apron and is holding a pan on his right hand which contains what Seunghwan presumes would be their dinner.
Kyuhyun has a death grip on his laptop.
Sungmin has a death grip on Kyuhyun.
Hyukjae takes one look at the spilt strawberry milk on the carpet and breaks down.
Kyuhyun kicks Hyukjae.
Hyukjae cries some more.
Donghae emerges from his room at the sound of Hyukjae's sobs.
Donghae takes one look at Hyukjae's crying face and breaks down as well.
Heechul smacks Seunghwan on the head this time.
Seunghwan ignores the throbbing pain on the back of his skull and pulls Kyuhyun's laptop out of his grasp.
Kyuhyun puts up a fight.
Kyuhyun loses.
Seunghwan exits Kyuhyun's game and opens Google Chrome.
Kyuhyun wails.
Sungmin is happy.
"So. It's time to release Version C. What do you guys have in mind?" Seunghwan says solemnly as he browsed YouTube for music video ideas.
Shindong bursts into the room - shades on his eyes.
Shindong announces that he got blepharoplasty.
A good thirty minutes is spent on scrutinizing Shindong's eyes.
Seunghwan facepalms.
Leeteuk goes out of the bathroom with his signature dimpled smile.
Seunghwan thinks that he should take Leeteuk to a Mental Hospital instead. MPD much.
"Guys. What's your opinion on what Seunghwan-shii said?"
Everybody continues on discussing Shindong's double eyelids.
"Guys!" Leeteuk uses his umma-tone-of-voice when nobody listened.
Everybody except Heechul (of course) straightens up and seats themselves on any available space on the couch and floor.
Heechul smirks.
Kyuhyun's knees tremble.
Sungmin starts massaging Kyuhyun's leg.
Kyuhyun's whole body trembles.
"Wait. Count-off! 1!"
"32"
"9-8"
"13-7"
"11"
"6"
"There's only eight of us. Who's missing?"
"Siwon's filming," Donghae adds helpfully.
Leeteuk seems convinced so he continues.
Yesung enters through the door and sits himself beside Ryeowook on the couch.
Leeteuk does a double take at his new hairstyle. He says nothing about it though and continues as if he hadn't forgotten about the presence of his band mate for six years.
"So, as Seunghwan said, it's time for our follow-up promotions once again. Who has a suggestion?"
"Legally Blonde - SJ edition," Sungmin giggles at the prospect of so much pink.
Kyuhyun whimpers.
Everyone else ignores it.
"How about chef costumes? A way to a woman's heart is through her stomach!" Ryeowook mutters excitedly.
"Wookie. I'm pretty sure that's: "A way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
"No it's not! It's actually through---" Donghae objects.
Hyukjae clamps his hand over Donghae's mouth to prevent him from saying more and his ears turn beet red in color.
Leeteuk covers Ryeowook's ears.
So much for Donghae's innocence, Seunghwan thought. He mouths an "I told you so" at Heechul - the back of Heechul's head, actually. Since, you know, he can't actually say that to Heechul's face. Not if he wants to live longer anyway.
"I'm not dancing. Besides, I'll be going to the army before promotion starts. No point in practicing the choreography," Heechul waves his perfectly manicured hand in the air and stalks off into his room - locking the door behind him with a click.
Kyuhyun fidgets on the couch.
"Who turned the router off!?" Heechul's shout wafts through the door and Kyuhyun immediately switches the router back on.
"I knew he's gonna Skype with Hankyung hyung again." Kyuhyun snickers.
Everyone else giggles.
"Hello!? Music video? Title track? Version C album promotions!?" Seunghwan flails his arms frantically.
Everybody stops laughing and looks solemn all of a sudden.
"Acha neon acha hagae dwilgeol..." Yesung sings under his breath all of a sudden.
All the people in the room turns to look at him.
"Wow. I didn't know you could be useful at times," Kyuhyun couldn't keep his opinions to himself.
"That song you sang just now. Did you compose that?"
"Uh. You can say that," Yesung answers, unsure.
"Woah. I never thought you'd like that genre hyung," Ryeowook muses.
"I don't. I just backmasked Mr. Simple in hopes of finding hidden messages in our song. This came out."
Everyone in the room lets out an "OH."
"Oh well. Since we don't have much time and the budget is lower than the one we got for Mr. Simple, I guess we'll have to use this concept."
"Wait. There was a budget for Mr. Simple!?" Leeteuk asks, genuinely curious.
He specifically remembers that they had to scour through racks of SHINee's old stage clothes for the jacket photo shoot. He used Shindong's old wig so they didn't have to buy that - although he used Hyukjae's left over hair dye to add an extra oomph to his wig. Oh! Eunhyuk's hair color might have been expensive for it to turn that shade of blond. He concludes that the budget went to buying the ropes and Hyukjae's hair color.
"Yes. It was expensive to have your faces printed on old LP packaging, you know."
"Oh. So that's why they were big."
"Yes," Seunghwan said a matter-of-factly.
"I guess our Sorry Sorry suits will do. We'll just overhaul them."
"Mine doesn't fit anymore though."
"Nor does mine."
Sungmin takes out his portable sewing machine and sets to work.
Kyuhyun calls in Zhou Mi to bring in the embellishments.
"I saw this old warehouse two blocks from here. It's gonna be perfect!" Donghae adds excitedly.
"And I can totally sneak out some light bulbs from the vanities in the dressing rooms." Hyukjae supplies.
Seunghwan feels his heart enveloped with a certain warmth at the members' enthusiasm. He almost cries - almost.
"So. Who has a camera?"
Kyuhyun walks towards Heechul's door and picks the lock. He enters and emerges with a pink digital camera on his hand.
Heechul's curses reverberated through the dorms.
Sungmin gushes at the pink object and tackles Kyuhyun the camera into a hug.
"Looks like there'd be no sex Skype in a while." Kyuhyun snickers.
Zhou Mi bursts through the front door with a shopping-bag-laden Henry trailing behind.
Henry slumped onto the couch as soon as Zhou Mi disentangled the shopping bags from his arms.
Zhou Mi walks up to Sungmin and hands him safety pins.
Zhou Mi and Sungmin starts to work on the costumes.
Kyuhyun is ignored.
Donghae finds rhinestones in one of Zhou Mi's paper bags and is fascinated by his reflection on them. He shows it to Hyukjae and Hyukjae is fascinated as well. They decide to stick it onto their gloves.
Yesung gives Shindong his iPod and Shindong works on the choreography.
Donghae yelps as he got burned by the glue stick. Hyukjae kisses his pain away.
Ryeowook rants about how Donghae should read warnings on glue stick packages e.g. Not for children twenty- five years and below.
Kyuhyun resumes playing Starcraft.
Heechul calls Siwon and asks him to send video clips of him to be included in the music video.
Siwon agrees and sends clips of him wearing his hot-cop-get-up from Poseidon.
Heechul is pleased and does similar videos of his as well - letting Sungmin add a touch of red to his outfit, of course.
Heechul takes individual shots of members as well. He thinks he's rather good at it.
Heechul strips Zhou Mi of his all black turtle-neck-skinnies-and-boots ensemble and lets the members take turns in wearing it as he takes individual photos of the members for the jacket photo.
Kyuhyun's jacket in Bonamana is turned into a cape for Donghae.
One of Leeteuk's white pants gets resized to fit Eunhyuk.
All of Shindong's clothes get reduced in size.
Shindong can now fit in Heechul's old red pants.
A lot of dying to black.
And it goes on and on and on.
Sungmin sees to it that everyone's make up is attended to.
Heechul is in charge of eyeliner.
Heechul pokes Hyukjae's eye while putting eyeliner on him.
Bickering ensues.
The flurry of activities soon dies down and everyone eventually falls asleep on the job - or in Kyuhyun's case, on the game.
Seunghwan smiles as he looks over the boys. He felt proud as he drifts to dreamland himself.
"Okay. All set!" Seunghwan announces as Zhou Mi attaches the last of the safety pins on Ryeowook's jacket sleeve the next morning.
All of them walk to the warehouse which Hyukjae and Donghae had set up the night prior with the light bulbs they stole got from SME.
Music starts to play from Yesung's iPod.
It's not loud enough so Seunghwan decides to get back to the dorm and get iPod speakers.
Seunghwan passes the camera to the lone fan girl who is watching and heads back towards the dorm.
Shaky video taking commences.
Seunghwan is back after fifteen minutes and sees that the video is dizzy-ingly shaky.
Seunghwan kicks the fan girl out and makes use of the old abandoned swing on the nearby playground instead. He ties Heechul's pink digicam on the swing seat with the ropes they used in Version A and pushed the swing seat repeatedly.
Shooting packs up.
Seunghwan spends three hours with Kyuhyun's laptop and Windows Movie Maker.
Donghae and Eunhyuk uses the time to burn duplicate CDs to sell.
Kyuhyun and Sungmin starts printing the album covers.
Ryeowook sees to it that they're all fed while working.
Yesung is still petting Kkoming.
Leeteuk goes to the hospital to get some more IV fluids.
Shindong tries new salad recipes in the kitchen.
Heechul tweets before leaving for the army.
Siwon calls.
Nobody answers the phone.
The ringing finally halts to a stop.
"We're ready," Seunghwan mutters excitedly as he saves the file as Super Junior 슈퍼주니어_A-CHA_Music Video.
The phone rings once more.
Caller ID: Lee Soo Man
Everybody edges away from the phone so Seunghwan comes forward and lifts the receiver to his ears.
"Seunghwan-sshii! Are you done yet? You have to hurry and earn the money we need for SNSD's comeback next month!"
"Ah. Yes Sir. We are. We'll promote by the end of this week."
"Okay, good. And how about making a dance version of that music video as well? I gave you a budget right? Oh, make that two dance versions!"
"O-o-okay. I can do that."
~
When Super Junior 슈퍼주니어_A-CHA_Music Video was released on September 26th, Seunghwan got a thousand-won raise per hour on his salary.
A few days later as Super Junior 슈퍼주니어_A-CHA_Music Video_Dance ver.1 got released, Seunghwan got free concert tickets to SNSD's next concert.
At the end of the same day, when Super Junior 슈퍼주니어_A-CHA_Music Video_Dance ver.2 was released, Seunghwan got promoted as CBO (Company Budgeting Officer).
~ END ~
P.S. WTH IS THIS
P.S.S. SM's being unfair. Yeah. Whatever. Nothing has changed.
P.S.S.S. I don't mean any of the crude descriptions I wrote of the members and other groups or fan clubs etc. Please don't take offense in my lame jokes.
P.S.S.S.S. This is inspired by a fic I read quite recently about Superman's "MV" ~ credits to amillionsheep ~ you should read it! It's entitled "bum bum bum bum bum bum" =)
P.S.S.S.S.S. Will edit in the morning or when I'm sane which means never
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. If anything confuses you, don't hesitate to ask me. I know my humor's kinda off sometimes.
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Good mornight. GIMME FOOD OR COMMENTS
Author: ailaling1017
Pairing: bandfic
Rating: PG
Genre: crack
Warning/s: nothing much
Verse: expanded
Type/Status: One-Shot; 2,600W
Summary: Being Super Junior's manager is quite stressful.
A/N: Unbeta'd.
~
A grumpy Seunghwan trods into the twelfth floor SJ dorm with an equally beaten-looking Leeteuk in tow.
Yesung momentarily pauses petting Kkoming and sits beside Leeteuk who slumped himself on the couch.
"Hyung hyung hyung hyung hyung," Yesung pokes Leeteuk's shoulder with each repetition of the word, just for the kick of it.
"Stop it! Why are you even here!? You don't live here!" Leeteuk smacks Yesung on the head.
Yesung decides to get a new haircut - wondering if he ought to visit that salon whose owner mistook him for Lee Junki. He decides he should and leaves the living room - Kkoming trailing behind its "oppa."
Seunghwan sighs exaggeratedly as he kicks the CPU of the living room PC and knocks Hyukjae's strawberry milk in the process. He makes a mental note to go strawberry milk grocery shopping that evening. A strawberry-milk-deprived Hyukjae is a handful. That's all.
"Donghae!!! Get your ass over here!" Seunghwan screams towards the general direction of Leeteuk's and Donghae's shared room.
Leeteuk groans at the noise and puffs his cheeks - again. Heechul walks into the room and kicks the leader. Leeteuk asks Seunghwan to accompany him to the hospital later.
"Does that mean I have to go as well? Since I don't really know how to detach my ass from my body. Besides, Hyukkie doesn't really want to share," half of Donghae's face peeks cautiously behind the wooden door and Seunghwan closes his eyes and pinches the bridge of his nose - willing thoughts of murder away from his mind.
Heechul gushes at Donghae's cuteness and melts into a puddle of goo.
"What did I tell you about touching the computer, Hae?" Seunghwan uses his I'm-so-angry-right-now-but-I'm-restraining-myself-from-killing-you-since-the-fans-might-kill-me-in-return-if-I-do-so-much-as-harm-a-hair-in-your-head-voice.
Donghae's lower lip quivers and Seunghwan braces himself for the fucking Niagara falls that's about to come.
Heechul has recovered and is now "none-goo-like." He pulls Donghae into a hug and glares at Seunghwan, as if he had hit his favorite dongsaeng.
"Why do you have to be so hard on him!? Can't you see that he's only a child!?" Heechul screams.
Seunghwan rolls his eyes. Five years with SJ has taught him not to argue with the resident bitch-slash-Space Big Star. It's for his own good.
Heechul pushes Donghae back into his room and shots Seunghwan one last look of pure disgust before coming in after Donghae as well.
"Aiiish! What do we do now!?" Seunghwan runs his hands through his hair frustratedly.
Leeteuk, whom he thought was dead, rose from the couch with so much agility, Seunghwan wondered if he really had back pains - or if he really was thirty. After all, his face didn't seem so. Must be the white clothes, Seunghwan concludes. He makes a mental note to wear white the next time they fly out of the country. Junghoon has been gaining popularity these days and he refuses to lose. Prince Manager is a lame fan club name anyway.
"I don't know! Why do I always have to have all the answers to everything!? I did not ask for this! It's not my fault I was born nine days before Heechul! I'm a leader, not a mother. God. I hate you! I hate all of you!" Leeteuk shouts at the top of his lungs.
Seunghwan clings to the swivel chair and turns a cautious eye to the ranting Leeteuk. It is in times like these when he almost feels certain that Leeteuk is indeed a teenager - he surely has the emotional outbursts of one.
Seunghwan grabs the strawberry milk carton on the computer table and hands it to Leeteuk in an attempt to pacify his whining.
Leeteuk slaps the strawberry milk out of Seunghwans hand and it lands on the floor. He puts a hand on his forehead and sighs dramatically.
"I'm on a no-carb diet! God! Why are you so stupid!?"
Seunghwan blinks - conflicted whether he should argue that strawberry milk isn't really a carbohydrate after all. Leeteuk's intense glare shut him up though.
Leeteuk runs into the bathroom - retrieving his iPhone from his pocket. Nobody understands him other than his fans so he must tweet every time he feels bad. It makes him feel better to see the lovely mentions from all the ELF around the world. He really doesn't understand much of said tweets, but it's okay. It's the thought that counts, after all.
Seunghwan barely has a moment to recover before the eleventh floor residents burst through the door. Leeteuk's outburst might have alerted them.
Ryeowook is wearing an apron and is holding a pan on his right hand which contains what Seunghwan presumes would be their dinner.
Kyuhyun has a death grip on his laptop.
Sungmin has a death grip on Kyuhyun.
Hyukjae takes one look at the spilt strawberry milk on the carpet and breaks down.
Kyuhyun kicks Hyukjae.
Hyukjae cries some more.
Donghae emerges from his room at the sound of Hyukjae's sobs.
Donghae takes one look at Hyukjae's crying face and breaks down as well.
Heechul smacks Seunghwan on the head this time.
Seunghwan ignores the throbbing pain on the back of his skull and pulls Kyuhyun's laptop out of his grasp.
Kyuhyun puts up a fight.
Kyuhyun loses.
Seunghwan exits Kyuhyun's game and opens Google Chrome.
Kyuhyun wails.
Sungmin is happy.
"So. It's time to release Version C. What do you guys have in mind?" Seunghwan says solemnly as he browsed YouTube for music video ideas.
Shindong bursts into the room - shades on his eyes.
Shindong announces that he got blepharoplasty.
A good thirty minutes is spent on scrutinizing Shindong's eyes.
Seunghwan facepalms.
Leeteuk goes out of the bathroom with his signature dimpled smile.
Seunghwan thinks that he should take Leeteuk to a Mental Hospital instead. MPD much.
"Guys. What's your opinion on what Seunghwan-shii said?"
Everybody continues on discussing Shindong's double eyelids.
"Guys!" Leeteuk uses his umma-tone-of-voice when nobody listened.
Everybody except Heechul (of course) straightens up and seats themselves on any available space on the couch and floor.
Heechul smirks.
Kyuhyun's knees tremble.
Sungmin starts massaging Kyuhyun's leg.
Kyuhyun's whole body trembles.
"Wait. Count-off! 1!"
"32"
"9-8"
"13-7"
"11"
"6"
"There's only eight of us. Who's missing?"
"Siwon's filming," Donghae adds helpfully.
Leeteuk seems convinced so he continues.
Yesung enters through the door and sits himself beside Ryeowook on the couch.
Leeteuk does a double take at his new hairstyle. He says nothing about it though and continues as if he hadn't forgotten about the presence of his band mate for six years.
"So, as Seunghwan said, it's time for our follow-up promotions once again. Who has a suggestion?"
"Legally Blonde - SJ edition," Sungmin giggles at the prospect of so much pink.
Kyuhyun whimpers.
Everyone else ignores it.
"How about chef costumes? A way to a woman's heart is through her stomach!" Ryeowook mutters excitedly.
"Wookie. I'm pretty sure that's: "A way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
"No it's not! It's actually through---" Donghae objects.
Hyukjae clamps his hand over Donghae's mouth to prevent him from saying more and his ears turn beet red in color.
Leeteuk covers Ryeowook's ears.
So much for Donghae's innocence, Seunghwan thought. He mouths an "I told you so" at Heechul - the back of Heechul's head, actually. Since, you know, he can't actually say that to Heechul's face. Not if he wants to live longer anyway.
"I'm not dancing. Besides, I'll be going to the army before promotion starts. No point in practicing the choreography," Heechul waves his perfectly manicured hand in the air and stalks off into his room - locking the door behind him with a click.
Kyuhyun fidgets on the couch.
"Who turned the router off!?" Heechul's shout wafts through the door and Kyuhyun immediately switches the router back on.
"I knew he's gonna Skype with Hankyung hyung again." Kyuhyun snickers.
Everyone else giggles.
"Hello!? Music video? Title track? Version C album promotions!?" Seunghwan flails his arms frantically.
Everybody stops laughing and looks solemn all of a sudden.
"Acha neon acha hagae dwilgeol..." Yesung sings under his breath all of a sudden.
All the people in the room turns to look at him.
"Wow. I didn't know you could be useful at times," Kyuhyun couldn't keep his opinions to himself.
"That song you sang just now. Did you compose that?"
"Uh. You can say that," Yesung answers, unsure.
"Woah. I never thought you'd like that genre hyung," Ryeowook muses.
"I don't. I just backmasked Mr. Simple in hopes of finding hidden messages in our song. This came out."
Everyone in the room lets out an "OH."
"Oh well. Since we don't have much time and the budget is lower than the one we got for Mr. Simple, I guess we'll have to use this concept."
"Wait. There was a budget for Mr. Simple!?" Leeteuk asks, genuinely curious.
He specifically remembers that they had to scour through racks of SHINee's old stage clothes for the jacket photo shoot. He used Shindong's old wig so they didn't have to buy that - although he used Hyukjae's left over hair dye to add an extra oomph to his wig. Oh! Eunhyuk's hair color might have been expensive for it to turn that shade of blond. He concludes that the budget went to buying the ropes and Hyukjae's hair color.
"Yes. It was expensive to have your faces printed on old LP packaging, you know."
"Oh. So that's why they were big."
"Yes," Seunghwan said a matter-of-factly.
"I guess our Sorry Sorry suits will do. We'll just overhaul them."
"Mine doesn't fit anymore though."
"Nor does mine."
Sungmin takes out his portable sewing machine and sets to work.
Kyuhyun calls in Zhou Mi to bring in the embellishments.
"I saw this old warehouse two blocks from here. It's gonna be perfect!" Donghae adds excitedly.
"And I can totally sneak out some light bulbs from the vanities in the dressing rooms." Hyukjae supplies.
Seunghwan feels his heart enveloped with a certain warmth at the members' enthusiasm. He almost cries - almost.
"So. Who has a camera?"
Kyuhyun walks towards Heechul's door and picks the lock. He enters and emerges with a pink digital camera on his hand.
Heechul's curses reverberated through the dorms.
Sungmin gushes at the pink object and tackles Kyuhyun the camera into a hug.
"Looks like there'd be no sex Skype in a while." Kyuhyun snickers.
Zhou Mi bursts through the front door with a shopping-bag-laden Henry trailing behind.
Henry slumped onto the couch as soon as Zhou Mi disentangled the shopping bags from his arms.
Zhou Mi walks up to Sungmin and hands him safety pins.
Zhou Mi and Sungmin starts to work on the costumes.
Kyuhyun is ignored.
Donghae finds rhinestones in one of Zhou Mi's paper bags and is fascinated by his reflection on them. He shows it to Hyukjae and Hyukjae is fascinated as well. They decide to stick it onto their gloves.
Yesung gives Shindong his iPod and Shindong works on the choreography.
Donghae yelps as he got burned by the glue stick. Hyukjae kisses his pain away.
Ryeowook rants about how Donghae should read warnings on glue stick packages e.g. Not for children twenty- five years and below.
Kyuhyun resumes playing Starcraft.
Heechul calls Siwon and asks him to send video clips of him to be included in the music video.
Siwon agrees and sends clips of him wearing his hot-cop-get-up from Poseidon.
Heechul is pleased and does similar videos of his as well - letting Sungmin add a touch of red to his outfit, of course.
Heechul takes individual shots of members as well. He thinks he's rather good at it.
Heechul strips Zhou Mi of his all black turtle-neck-skinnies-and-boots ensemble and lets the members take turns in wearing it as he takes individual photos of the members for the jacket photo.
Kyuhyun's jacket in Bonamana is turned into a cape for Donghae.
One of Leeteuk's white pants gets resized to fit Eunhyuk.
All of Shindong's clothes get reduced in size.
Shindong can now fit in Heechul's old red pants.
A lot of dying to black.
And it goes on and on and on.
Sungmin sees to it that everyone's make up is attended to.
Heechul is in charge of eyeliner.
Heechul pokes Hyukjae's eye while putting eyeliner on him.
Bickering ensues.
The flurry of activities soon dies down and everyone eventually falls asleep on the job - or in Kyuhyun's case, on the game.
Seunghwan smiles as he looks over the boys. He felt proud as he drifts to dreamland himself.
"Okay. All set!" Seunghwan announces as Zhou Mi attaches the last of the safety pins on Ryeowook's jacket sleeve the next morning.
All of them walk to the warehouse which Hyukjae and Donghae had set up the night prior with the light bulbs they stole got from SME.
Music starts to play from Yesung's iPod.
It's not loud enough so Seunghwan decides to get back to the dorm and get iPod speakers.
Seunghwan passes the camera to the lone fan girl who is watching and heads back towards the dorm.
Shaky video taking commences.
Seunghwan is back after fifteen minutes and sees that the video is dizzy-ingly shaky.
Seunghwan kicks the fan girl out and makes use of the old abandoned swing on the nearby playground instead. He ties Heechul's pink digicam on the swing seat with the ropes they used in Version A and pushed the swing seat repeatedly.
Shooting packs up.
Seunghwan spends three hours with Kyuhyun's laptop and Windows Movie Maker.
Donghae and Eunhyuk uses the time to burn duplicate CDs to sell.
Kyuhyun and Sungmin starts printing the album covers.
Ryeowook sees to it that they're all fed while working.
Yesung is still petting Kkoming.
Leeteuk goes to the hospital to get some more IV fluids.
Shindong tries new salad recipes in the kitchen.
Heechul tweets before leaving for the army.
Siwon calls.
Nobody answers the phone.
The ringing finally halts to a stop.
"We're ready," Seunghwan mutters excitedly as he saves the file as Super Junior 슈퍼주니어_A-CHA_Music Video.
The phone rings once more.
Caller ID: Lee Soo Man
Everybody edges away from the phone so Seunghwan comes forward and lifts the receiver to his ears.
"Seunghwan-sshii! Are you done yet? You have to hurry and earn the money we need for SNSD's comeback next month!"
"Ah. Yes Sir. We are. We'll promote by the end of this week."
"Okay, good. And how about making a dance version of that music video as well? I gave you a budget right? Oh, make that two dance versions!"
"O-o-okay. I can do that."
~
When Super Junior 슈퍼주니어_A-CHA_Music Video was released on September 26th, Seunghwan got a thousand-won raise per hour on his salary.
A few days later as Super Junior 슈퍼주니어_A-CHA_Music Video_Dance ver.1 got released, Seunghwan got free concert tickets to SNSD's next concert.
At the end of the same day, when Super Junior 슈퍼주니어_A-CHA_Music Video_Dance ver.2 was released, Seunghwan got promoted as CBO (Company Budgeting Officer).
~ END ~
P.S. WTH IS THIS
P.S.S. SM's being unfair. Yeah. Whatever. Nothing has changed.
P.S.S.S. I don't mean any of the crude descriptions I wrote of the members and other groups or fan clubs etc. Please don't take offense in my lame jokes.
P.S.S.S.S. This is inspired by a fic I read quite recently about Superman's "MV" ~ credits to amillionsheep ~ you should read it! It's entitled "bum bum bum bum bum bum" =)
P.S.S.S.S.S. Will edit in the morning or when I'm sane which means never
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. If anything confuses you, don't hesitate to ask me. I know my humor's kinda off sometimes.
P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Good mornight. GIMME FOOD OR COMMENTS