TITLE: Originality
Author:
ailaling1017Genre: crack, romance, fluff
Warning/s: yaoi, language, implied smut
Disclaimer: I wish.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: KyuMin
Verse: expanded
Type/Status: One-Shot; Complete, 2,475 W
Summary: Kyuhyun has got no originality. Based on the show, We Got Married.
A/N: Requested by Spika
priskitty ~
"Hey, Kyu?" Sungmin tilted his head to the side as he looked at the back of his boyfriend's head, an idea crossing his mind.
"Hmmm?" Kyuhyun hummed, not even taking his eyes off the laptop screen.
"When will your episode on We Got Married air?" Sungmin asked, unable to notice how Kyuhyun's shoulder stiffened all of a sudden.
"Err... I don't know. Why do you ask?" Kyuhyun answered cautiously, slowly closing the lid of his laptop.
"Nothing. Am I not allowed to watch my boyfriend's shows?" Sungmin pouted, bouncing up and down on his pink covers.
"O-Of course not, baby! I was just curious." Kyuhyun hastily amended, quickly padding over to sit beside Sungmin on the bed.
"Oh okay then. Might as well ask Junghoon hyung. Hyuuu---" Sungmin jolted up, only to be pushed back onto the mattress by a frantic Kyuhyun.
"Wait! He's, um, he's at Sungdong to accompany Heechul-hyung on his radio show." Kyuhyun muttered as he took note of the confusion on Sungmin's eyes.
"Eh? Really? But I thought I saw his shoes by the porch." Sungmin mused, not convinced.
"Yeah. Positive. He used another pair today. Yeah. He did... that." Kyuhyun forced his face to become as neutral as possible, hoping that Sungmin couldn't hear the violent drumming of his heart on his rib cage.
"Are you okay, Kyu?" Sungmin said worriedly, bringing a hand up to check Kyuhyun's temperature through his forehead.
"O-Of course." Kyuhyun responded nervously, throat bobbing up and down at the fear of getting caught lying.
"Why are you sweating, then?" Sungmin raised his eyebrows at his boyfriend. Something fishy was going on.
"Nah must be the heat. Gosh the air conditioner probably needs cleaning." Kyuhyun grinned sheepishly, hoping against hope that Sungmin buys his story.
"Kyu, it's winter. I didn't turn on the AC." Sungmin stared at his boyfriend as if he grew too heads.
"Oh, so that's why!" Kyuhyun laughed a dry laugh, brain working extra hard to think of possible excuses for his weird behavior.
"Are you sure you're fine?" Sungmin chided as he gave Kyuhyun an incredulous look.
"Yeah! I'm super!" Kyuhyun beamed, relieved that Sungmin believed him.
"If you say so. Very well then, I'm just gonna go to the kitchen to get myself some lunch." Sungmin shrugged and was on his way to stand when Kyuhyun grabbed him by the waist.
"Wait! Sungmin---!" Kyuhyun shrieked in, of course, a manly manner.
"What!?" Sungmin wiggled out of Kyuhyun's hold and looked down on him with his hands on his hips, reminding Kyuhyun of how his mother used to have that aura that scared him out of his wits whenever he was being scolded.
"Uh... I-I-I'm actually getting hot because...uh..." Kyuhyun stuttered, fiddling with his fingers under Sungmin's penetrating gaze.
"Spit it out." Sungmin said warningly, causing shivers to run along Kyuhyun's spine.
"I-I-uuuh..." Kyuhyun's mid went blank; he gently brought his head up, eyes growing wide as he registered how Sungmin's shirt was so skimpy. He mentally congratulated himself and plastered his signature smirk on his face before he continued: "I'm hot because you're so damn sexy."
"I-I-You pervert!" Sungmin's tough exterior crumbled upon hearing his lover's words, cheeks going dangerously scarlet as Kyuhyun tugged him by the waist and let themselves fall on the bed, him on top of the younger.
"I guess I am. But only for you, my little white bunny." Kyuhyun teased as he licked a stripe on Sungmin's jaw, enjoying the pleased mewl that escaped his lover's mouth.
"Well, I guess lunch can wait." Sungmin said breathily and let Kyuhyun have his way with him.
~
A couple of torn shirts, soiled linens, three rounds, and a bottle of lube later, Sungmin awoke from his slumber. He tilted his head to the side and read the time on the digital clock perched on top of it; 6:30 PM, it read. Wow, I guess Kyuhyun wasn't kidding when he said he was hot, he chuckled to himself.
Sungmin gently pried Kyuhyun's arm off his waist and made to stand up, wincing slightly at the sting on his back side. He slowly went to the bathroom to clean himself up, picking a fresh one-piece from their shared closet on his way. Five minutes later, Sungmin emerged from the bathroom, all freshened up. He smiled at his boyfriend's snoozing form, amazed at how cute Kyuhyun was when he was asleep.
Just then, Sungmin heard his stomach growl. He realized he hadn't had anything since breakfast. He wanted to wake Kyuhyun but decided against it, making his way to the kitchen instead.
~
"Oh good evening Junghoon-hyung! You're back early? Is Heechul-hyung with you? How did the show go?" Sungmin greeted their manager who was eating by himself.
"What show?" Junghoon raised his eyebrows as he looked up from his bowl of ramen.
"Oh you know, the radio show." Sungmin supplied, rummaging the cupboards for his very own plate and utensils.
"What? I don't under---" Junghoon said confusedly, only to be cut by a panting maknae who barged into the kitchen, clad only in a torn one-piece shirt which weirdly looked like it belonged to Sungmin.
"The Sungdong radio show, Junghoon hyung." Kyuhyun stammered, chest heaving as if he had run a marathon.
"Kyu, what are you doing!?" Sungmin dropped the pan he was holding, seemingly scandalized as to why Kyuhyun was dressed like that. Correction, why Kyuhyun was dressed like that in front of other people.
"Huh? Nothing. I just got really hungry. I'm starving. Please feed me." Kyuhyun hastily placed his bum on the seat across Junghoon, glaring daggers at him as both of them conversed with their eyes.
"Dinner's ready." Sungmin chirped as he got the metallic bowl from the stove, setting it in front of Kyuhyun on the table.
"Yay! Thanks my little white bunny. You're the best!" Kyuhyun piped up exaggeratedly as Junghoon forced himself not to puke.
"He isn't usually like this. He must be really hungry." Sungmin clarified, afraid that their manager might think that they enjoy PDA. He gave Kyuhyun's head a playful pat before he, too, dug in to his food.
"Very well then. I have to go first. Heechul must be waiting for me already. We're getting late for the recording." Junghoon said as he stood up from his seat, raising his eyebrows when he saw Kyuhyun frantically waving his arms in the air from where he was standing behind Sungmin.
"Oh? Recording for what? I thought he already recorded his radio show this morning." Sungmin asked curiously, chopsticks hanging mid-air as he stared at Junghoon with wide eyes.
"This... morning?" Junghoon questioned, eyeing Kyuhyun who was now making gestures of cutting his throat from behind Sungmin before he nervously continued: "Uh, it's a different recording for a different thing that he has to record. Yes. That's it. I'll go now."
"Oh, hyung? When will Kyuhyun's We Got Married air?" Sungmin shouted after Junghoon, just before the manager slid out of the kitchen.
"Uh... I don't know?" Junghoon muttered, a little afraid of how Kyuhyun was sending him punches in the air.
"Oh okay. Bye!" Sungmin didn't seem to notice the awkwardness and returned to his soup, Kyuhyun heaving a sigh of relief as Junghoon basically ran to the front door, intent on getting away from the couple.
If this goes on, I'll surely go crazy being Super Junior's manager someday, Junghoon thought bitterly as he slammed the door of the dorm, not wanting to have anything to do with the maknae's tantrums.
~
"Kyu, could you please wash the dishes? City Hunter is on in five minutes. I need to watch." Sungmin stared up at his boyfriend, making his lips jut out just a tad bit more, knowing that it was Kyuhyun's weakness.
"Aisssh! What does Lee Minho have that I don't, anyway?" Kyuhyun sighed frustratedly, knowing he couldn't deny Sungmin anything, especially when he had that look on his face.
"Pretty please!" Sungmin pleaded once more, displaying aegyo with the whole of his body.
"Fine!" Kyuhyun huffed as he started to gather the dishes and placed them onto the sink, smiling a little as Sungmin pecked him on the cheek before running towards the living room.
Kyuhyun barely registered the distant humming of the television as he scrubbed the plates. He was on the verge of dislodging a particularly stubborn stain on the back of a pan when he froze as he heard an all too familiar melody of a piano playing. He dropped the pan on the sink with a clang and ran to the living room, his heart dropping as he saw tears on Sungmin's eyes which were staring directly at him.
"Minnie... Bunny, I can explain." Kyuhyun started, wincing as Sungmin hurled the nearest throw pillow towards him.
"Don't call me Bunny! So that's why you didn't want me to watch. You cheating liar!" Sungmin screamed from the sofa, eyes full of hatred as if daring Kyuhyun to take a step further.
"Please, baby. It was just a show. I don't mean any of it." Kyuhyun pleaded, his very own tears threatening to fall any minute.
"Well, you sure look like you do!" Sungmin scoffed before he stood up from the couch and strode to their shared bedroom, slamming the door behind him with so much force that the hinges rattled.
Kyuhyun could only stare at the closed door before he pulled at his hair and growled in frustration. Stupid stupid show!
~
Kyuhyun had been sitting on the couch for a couple of hours or so when the other members started to arrive one-by-one. After much deliberation, he decided to enter their shared bedroom as well, thinking that it was better to be on the receiving end of Sungmin's violent reaction rather than Jungsu's boring long lectures. He knew for a fact that the leader would've realized they fought and it was his fault as soon as he saw Kyuhyun on the couch by himself.
So, with heavy steps, Kyuhyun trudged towards their room door, a little afraid that Sungmin had locked the door. To his relief, the door knob gave in easily as he turned it. He gently pushed it open, peaking his head in to watch out for unidentified flying objects thrown towards him. He was, however, amused, when he saw Sungmin staring at his reflection in the mirror while making kissy faces at it.
The elder was so absorbed in his own world that he didn't register Kyuhyun's presence, only to gasp in shock as Kyuhyun hugged him from behind all of a sudden.
"Baby. Please forgive me. I swear, I didn't mean any of the things I said there." Kyuhyun shut his eyes and held on tighter to Sungmin's waist, as if afraid of rejection.
"Of all things to call her, you had to choose little white bunny? And it's because of her lips? That's what you told me too! You scheming little twat! What am I? Just another one who fell for your cheesy pick-up lines!?" Sungmin squirmed out of Kyuhyun's hold, striding to the bed where he started to pick up his plushies one-by-one.
"Sungmin. Put that down." Kyuhyun's voice quivered as he shielded himself, knowing what Sungmin was about to do with said plushies.
"I bet you call these plushies your little white bunnies too when I'm not around, don't you?" Sungmin shrieked as he hurled two plushies at a time towards Kyuhyun, the maknae yelping everytime he got hit.
"Stop! Stop!" Kyuhyun pleaded, realizing that the pile of bunny plushies on Sungmin's bed wasn't receding. There were still so much, waiting to be thrown at him. He mentally facepalms, regretting having given Sungmin so many.
"Oh no you don't, Cho! You evil evil brat! Besides, how dare you compare my lips to hers? I examined my lips in the mirror for an hour flat and I have come to the conclusion that I have prettier lips than her." Sungmin continued to throw plushie after plushie towards the poor maknae.
"I just said all those stuff because I was thinking of you the whole time. It sort of just slipped!" Kyuhyun continued to defend himself from a particularly large plushie he got Sungmin for their third year anniversary.
"You can't fool me with your sweet talk anymore Kyu! You deserve to be punished!" Sungmin didn't falter as he picked a bunny coin bank and threw it at Kyuhyun.
"Ouch!" Kyuhyun yelped as a particularly hard object knocked him on the head, the dizziness making him fall to the floor.
"Oh my god! Kyuhyun! Are you okay!?" Sungmin hastily went to Kyuhyun's side as he realized that he had hurt his lover for real. He was so furious that he didn't notice what he had been throwing.
"I-I-It hurts, Minnie." Kyuhyun muttered, nursing his swollen forehead with a hand.
"I'm so sorry! I didn't notice that that one was plastic!" Sungmin apologized profusely, taking Kyuhyun's hand away from his forehead and examining the contusion that started to form there.
"It's okay. It's my fault you got angry." Kyuhyun shrugged, wincing as Sungmin applied gentle pressure on his forehead.
"Nah! I'm so sorry! I know for a fact that it was just a show. I know it's childish but I just got really jealous when you called her with the pet name you have for me. I feel as if... it's not special anymore." Sungmin looked down, folding into himself to show how ashamed he was for how he acted.
"Hush. Don't blame yourself. It's my fault I didn't consider your feelings beforehand. But I really did mean it when I said that I was thinking of you the entire time, Minnie." Kyuhyun lifted Sungmin's chin, coaxing him to return his gaze.
"Really?" Sungmin's bottom lip wibbled as he saw the sincerity in Kyuhyun's eyes, realizing once and for all that Kyuhyun loved him and no one else.
"Really." Kyuhyun assured as he leaned in for a kiss, heavy weight lifted off his chest as Sungmin responded and pressed their lips closer.
Kyuhyun reveled at the feel of Sungmin's soft lips against his, enjoying the tinge of sweetness that was distinctly Sungmin as they let their love flow through the kiss.
"And Minnie?" Kyuhyun whispered as they broke apart, a string of saliva connecting their mouths.
"Hmm?" Sungmin responded just as breathlessly.
"You really do have prettier lips. The prettiest lips I've ever seen in my whole life. And remember this, you're the one and only little white bunny that I have loved, still loves, and will forever love." Kyuhyun smiled and leaned in once again, wanting more of the addicting flesh that had him enraptured since day one.
~END~
P.S. Impromptu fic is random and rushed. Pardon the weirdness.
P.S.S. Unbeta'd. Grammar mistakes, spelling errors, you know the drill.
P.S.S.S. TBH, I actually enjoyed watching this particular episode of WGM. It was a bit rushed for me, but I loved how Kyuhyun was so evil yet cute to his wife.
P.S.S.S.S. Any Thai ELF here?D;
P.S.S.S.S.S. Le bricks are very much welcome./dodges