Comments | aileenmc: why does everything become a disappointment?

aileenmc

why does everything become a disappointment?

Mar 16, 2005 01:55

Can some one please explain to me why my birthday always turns out to be completely horrible ( Read more... )

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daonnananam March 16 2005, 05:33:58 UTC

Hey Aileen, sorry your birthday sucked! You'll have fun next week though on break.
Kaff

aileenmc March 16 2005, 11:51:08 UTC

Thanks for calling and remembering!! That made me super happy!!!

keely_luvs_nate March 16 2005, 05:36:51 UTC

poor aileen, you shoulda called me up, we have pac man and harry potter. I am sad for you, damn ra's!

Happy Late birthday!
I Made You A Cake

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aileenmc March 16 2005, 11:51:20 UTC

YUM!!!!!

OMFG LOL IT'S BIG A!1 anonymous April 7 2005, 20:13:44 UTC

Don't you worry big crazy nut, I wish ye a happy birthday. To make up for it sucking, just make up something you did. For example, that time on your past birthdays when you ran around kicking kittins into traffic while throwing pies at the elderly. That was awesome. Not only that, but you kept that day going by inventing a robot that can shoot lazers out of its mechanical penis. Why? Because deep inside you wanted to beat everybody else to the idea. I mean come on, it's original and fantabulous!
If that didn't make you feel satisfied enough, you can create new memories and actually do all of that. In fact, go crazy - get drunk and see just how far a woman can pee standing up. Just post the results here. I'll be watching for an update!
Sorry you went another B- Day without that gummy bear goodness from me, and I am still wondering how tall those damn posts are at your house!

So in conclusion, I like cotton candy. w00t!

-Billy