i want to be turning 80 on the 21st of april, living in england and be invited to the queen's birthday party - that'd be so awesome ( Read more... )

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i almost drank a 2-day-old rum and coke that was lukewarm and sitting on my desk because i was too lazy to get out of my chair and pour it down the sink. Ugh :shudders:

also, why are there condoms on my bed? eww

dear school, bring it.

You're 80% Irish
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Dear Iris,

Your applications were GPA petitions notifications will be sent out hopefully on Friday, if they were denied. I cannot promise though...it is the risk you took when you applied.

Thank you, Stephen ah, fuck you, study abroad! i guess this is almost my fault that my GPA is shit, and thus i have to petition to have the chance to go ( Read more... )

IHo --

[noun]:

A person who falls into an outhouse and dies

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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i realize that all of my problems and issues stem from self-pity. i've been having trouble not only this semester, or this year, but just in general, all the time. it's pathetic. there are always those amazing people who don't believe in self-pity b/c it gets you nowhere - there's no use in whining, no one cares, it's not going to make things ( Read more... )

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