take my hand, we'll make it i swear.
my name is pinky wafflebuns!
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j =stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
everyone's doin it.
i'm veryy blah right now. i had to wake up at like 9:30, get dressed, go pick up my car, and go to work for 10:30. i got out at 4 and finally came home. i chilled out for about an hour, played xbox w.ryan cuz i was hungry and waiting for my mom to make dinner. it took like forever because she was bidding for some stupid video game system thingie (some kinda gameboy ??) on ebay cuz u can't get it anywherrrre. it's like wicked expensive too.. but she HAD to get it for ryan. i don't get why we alwayss have to have everything. i don't even want anything really.. soo i don't care. i wanted a jacket, mom got me one on tuesday, so i don't need one for xmas anymore! my sister is gettin dance dance revolution for xmas.. oughta be good. gonna laugh my ass off.. cuz we suck at ddr. i really need to shop for presents. maybe tomorrow. i'm workin 8:30-2 and my mom is workin 10-3ish, so we might go out afterwards. i'm tired so i'm gonna take a nap in case i go out. ughh i'm home til jan. 17th.. what am i doing w.my life! (lil dane cook there lol) we're gonna have to make some crazy plans people!!