1.) Bold what is true.
2.) Leave plain what is false.
3.) Add something at the end.

001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I've done something illegal.
009. I've watched porn movies.
010. I have ( Read more... )

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What an exciting day at work I had!!!! Too bad I can't tell anyone about it?!?!?! Poo on that! But I can tell you one thing...I met the new chancellor Sean O'Keefe and we are definitely BFF. We chatted it up and he hung out in my office for a little bit. Woah buddyyyyy, now give me some of your money O'Keefe since you are the highest paid ( Read more... )

So, I'm sitting at work...BY MYSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF at my desk. Almost 100 people work on this floor and I get stuck in this huge back room all alone. WTFFFFFFFFFFF GUYSSSSSSS. Ok, so last night was fun. Oh, first off HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLE!!! Last night we went to the Chimes first. It was good times like always. I had my usual chocolatini..yummm and ( Read more... )

umm yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

You are underage sex!

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THREE SCREEN NAMES U HAVE HAD (AIM ( Read more... )

Hey guys, I'm so bored at work so I'm surfing the net finding anything and everything that's remotely intriguing to look at so I don't throw my chair at the window and break the glass (since it has been painted shut) and throw MYSELF out of it. So, I took the quiz "Could You Be A Simpson?" and here are my results ( Read more... )

Ok, last one guys, but this one is some funny shit. And the last part is so trueeeeee (google much!?!?!??!??!)

THAT'S HOT!!

SUCK ON THAT!!!!!!!!!