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[aimlessstargaze]

My boyfriend whips out his penis as per usual.

I say, "Do you ALWAYS have to play with that thing?"

Cue music: "Loving you forever...whether times are good or bad, happy or sad..."

He starts singing to his penis.

I JUST ABOUT DIED LAUGHING.

How can you not love that goofy boy???

Comments

[anonymous]

I think I could definitely have done without ever having read that or hearing it from you otherwise. Hopefully I can forget having read that by the next time I get your message saying hiiii and I can focus on listening to a little Brahm or something.

[aimlessstargaze]

oh, dave.