How lame am I?

Apr 01, 2005 00:50

I'm a lesbian and am in love with a beautiful girl.

Suck on that.

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abida_hot_pants April 1 2005, 05:54:11 UTC
Why is that lame at all?

(going thru random journals...just so you don't creep out.)

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ladyonfire April 1 2005, 05:56:26 UTC
hm.
hm.
i'm happy for you.

it's going to be a fucking riot for you to show up at seans wedding with a girlfriend. catholic church+ lesbian couple= best wedding ever.
all i have to do now is tattoo the rest of my body so i can TOTALLY scare the crap out of some in-laws. hahaha..

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even_parity April 1 2005, 17:41:16 UTC
you wont scare any of heathers family, maybe some of ours.

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ladyonfire April 1 2005, 19:52:46 UTC
this is true. very, very true.

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even_parity April 1 2005, 17:41:26 UTC
april fools right?

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Really? dirtysoapbubble April 1 2005, 19:16:28 UTC
Really...hmmm I kinda thought you were into guys...but it's cool..

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toho April 1 2005, 21:58:15 UTC
I think two people were having sex in a car in the Ford Lot today. Most of my vision was blocked, and I could only see many abrupt movements, and a few times the car was rocking. Once in a while I'd see an arm extend itself through the passenger window and flick ashes from a cigarette.

My suspicions weren't confirmed until I saw two women walk past the car, eyes wide open, mouths agape, and laugh.

When the couple got out of the car, they adjusted their clothing, laughed, and walked away.

I was going to ask you if it was you, because I don't know anyone else, and it's easy to blame the people you know. But, now that you're a lesbian, I can't ask that.

Good luck.

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