Song 01

[aimofighter]

[The post opens with someone cursing and pounding at the terminal.]

Dammit! Why won't this thing wo - oh.

Where's the -

[Text mode activated.]

Right, so. This place is “Purgatory”, right? Somehow I don't believe that. Don't you have to be dead to get to places like that?

I guess it's worth a shot. So, if this place really is “Purgatory”, has

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[shooting_blanc]

D-deculture...

The hell are you doing in Purgatory, Alto-hime?

[Voice]

[aimofighter]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!

... And how am I supposed to know? Tch... I was flying and I ended up here.

[shooting_blanc]

...You really must've been trying hard to get away from those two girls to fly THIS far.

Or did you finally wise up and stop stringing both Ranka and Sheryl along?

[aimofighter]

Idiot. There was a weird portal like a fold, and I couldn't bank away from it.

... You're one to talk, two-timer.

[covert_chord]

You're a friend of Michel's?

[aimofighter]

Yeah, I know him from school.

[covert_chord]

I see. Anyway, I'm Allelujah. Nice to meet you, Alto. I'm a friend of Michel's here.

[shooting_blanc]

Good to see the princesses are getting along already~

[indefective]

You don't have to be dead, but ... some people do come here after they die.

[aimofighter]

... Great. So it just pulls you here randomly? That's... annoying.

[indefective]

Not.... randomly, but yes.

You know Michel?

[aimofighter]

How's it pick people?

Yeah, I do, from school. And... other things.

[voice]

[ihasanarmy]

Oh?! A princess?!

[Voice]

[aimofighter]

[YAY YELLING.]

NO, YOU BASTARD, DON'T CALL ME THAT!

[Voice]

[ihasanarmy]

WHY NOT?! DIDJA RUN AWAY?!

[Voice]

[aimofighter]

I'M NOT A DAMN PRINCESS! I'M A GUY!

[mileina]

Oh! Are you one of Mr. Michel's friends?

Strikes = deleted.

[aimofighter]

Why do we keep -

Yeah, I'm one of his friends.

[mileina]

I think you should watch your language, Mr. Michels-friend.

[aimofighter]

My name's Alto Saotome, not "Mr. Michel's-friend".