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5 things I plan to do before I die:
1. Pierce my septum.
2. See Radiohead.
3. Have sex in a cemetery.
4. Keep a fish alive for more than 10 years.
5. Travel to Tibet and Nepal.
5 things I can do:
1. Crochet.
2. Trip myself.
3. Become drunk in under 10 minutes.
4. Stand on my head.
5. Kick ass at Crash Team Racing.
5 things I can't do:
1. Focus.
2. Play nice.
3. Be naked on the internet in Mississippi.
4. Stop eating cereal.
5. Hook a bra from behind.
5 things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. Intelligence.
2. Talent.
3. Sex drive.
4. Goals.
5. Money.
5 things I say often:
1. RRRRRRR
2. Bitch.
3. Cunt.
4. I wish I had your boobs.
5. Ha.
6 celebrity crushes:
1. Jared Leto.
2. Scarlett Johansson.
3. Ed Norton.
4. Derek Grant.
5. Liz Phair.
6. James Spader.
Stuff coming in the mail:
I have issues with spending money when I feel bad about myself.