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Title: Human
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Human, behave yourself.
Characters: Silver, N, Black, Juniper, Black's Mother
Word Count: 1880
Silver and Julie, the next morning, knocked on the door to Professor
Juniper’s lab in Nuvema Town, entering when no one answered. The main room
was full of computers and equipment, most of it shoved against a wall,
a few displays turned on and displaying scrolling numbers or graphs.
A man in a blue jacket watched one of the displays, facing away from
the two, mumbling to himself.
Julie called out. “Hello? Is Professor Juniper here?”
Black whirled around. “You!” He pointed a finger at Julie, who
immediately stepped behind Silver, shrinking about three inches in height
as her posture worsened. “Why the fuck are you wearing a dress?”
Silver turned his head to look at Julie, who reached down for her
cube and, not finding it there, pulled at the fabric of her skirt a
bit. “It’s a blouseandskirtcombo, notadress...” She looked down at
the floor, feet pointing inward. Eevee nuzzled against her calf, but
received no acknowledgement.
“Whatever,” said Black, grabbing a Pokéball from his belt. “I-”
“Hold up,” said Silver, stepping forward and lifting one arm sideways
to make space between Black and Julie. “She’s not a trainer. She can’t
battle you.”
Black snorted, pulling his hat down most of the way over his eyes. “Is
that what he told you? I’m pretty sure he was a trainer when he defeated
the former champion of Unova, isn’t that right N?” He tossed his
Pokéball in the air and then caught it, other hand in his pocket. Julie
kept staring at the floor.
Silver turned halfway to face Julie. “You were the champion of Unova?”
Julie shrugged. “Fora coupledays, I guess.”
“But you... Don’t have any Pokémon except the one.”
“Some friends helped.”
He turned back to Black. “You’re the champion now, anyway, right?
So this shouldn’t matter now?”
Black pulled the hat all the way down over his eyes and shook his head.
“Not anymore. I can’t take down six Kyurems.” He glared at Julie.
“And it’s his fault that the Kyurems are out there, I bet. Everything
else is. Because we were supposed to be heroes together and he
vanished.”
Silver narrowed his eyes, and continued to hold his arm up, staring at
the brim of Black’s hat. “Her name is Julie.”
“I know full well what gender my ex-boyfriend is, stranger.”
Silver couldn’t restrain a laugh, his arm slowly falling. “Is there
even such a thing as a straight Pokémon trainer?”
“Cheren,” Black and Julie said in unison, and then Julie took another
step back.
“Okay. Great.” Silver put his hand to his temples and shook his head.
“But look. You know what gender she was, and now she’s something
different, and you’re terrifying her and I would really appreciate it
if you stopped and I bet so would she.” He took a deep breath. “Also
while this is important, you just said that you’re not the champion
anymore and that makes me very nervous. If Giovanni became Champion he’d
have power advantages in Pokémon, weaponry, and politics.”
“That would be the guy.” Black lifted his head to look at Silver; his
eyes reminded Silver of Kotone’s in their fierceness. “I woke Kyurem,
captured it, and put it in the PC box; next thing I knew there were guys
in uniform running around with copies, and most of them weren’t too hard
to take out, but the boss was... too much. So I came back here, to plan,
to figure out how to beat him. The last thing I expected to see was-”
He nodded his head and bit his lip. “The person behind you. Also, who
are you anyway?”
“Silver,” said Silver. “I’m Giovanni’s son.”
-
Black, Professor Juniper, Silver, and Julie sat at Black’s mother’s
dining room table while Black’s mother prepared tea. Professor Juniper
sat at the center of the table, while Black and Julie sat at the ends;
Silver sat next to Julie, fidgeting with Crobat’s Pokéball. Julie counted
the number of bends in the wood grain of the table; every now and then
she would mumble a number in the hundreds. Professor Juniper looked at both
sides of the table and hung her head.
“Look,” said Black, putting both hands on the table. “His Pokémon are
just... broken, somehow. We’re never going to beat them in a fair match.
Cynthia couldn’t do it, I couldn’t do it, who else is there? Dawn’s not
bad but she’s not enough. Most of the trainers in Unova can’t even handle
grunts if the grunts have Kyurem. We need to stop fighting fair. We need to train
our Pokémon to attack trainers.”
Juniper closed her eyes. “Black, I understand why you think we have to
do this. But what happens afterward? We teach Pokémon to kill, and then
we take out Giovanni, and then we have Pokémon who kill, and no targets.
You can’t come back from that.”
“Rocket killed first,” said Black. “Right, Silver?” Everyone looked at
him, including Black’s mother, and Silver took a deep breath.
“Having Pokémon who go outside the rules is only effective as a
surprise tactic, and probably only once. Giovanni has guns. He’s
only interested in the rules because they amuse him; the instant one of
us breaks a rule, they put holes in the Pokémon and then they put holes
in us. Game over.”
Black mulled for a moment, and then sat up straight. “So we need guns, then!”
Juniper leaned back. “So you think teaching people to kill people is
a better idea, then?” Silver shrank, looking away. Julie put a
hand on his shoulder.
Black’s mother put down a teapot and four mugs. “It’s a lesson we used
to know, Aurea.” The two held eye contact for a moment, and then Juniper
shook her head again.
Silver reached up and touched Julie’s hand, sitting up straight, and
spoke. “What is their goal? Giovanni is the Champion, so they control
Victory Road. They can set policy for gyms, they’re technically in charge
of Pokémon-related law although they will get pushback if they try to
use that, they could halt distribution of starter Pokémon.” Juniper
nodded. “I don’t think they need to collect all the legendaries for that.
What are they actually after?”
Black grumbled. “Who cares? They’re bad guys. We need to take them out.” His mother handed him some tea, which he took in his
hands but did not drink.
Juniper took a small sip of tea and nodded to Black’s mother in thanks,
and then put down her mug. “We do need to stop them,” she said,
“but...” The front door opened, and they were all silent, the professor
and both trainers’ hands immediately moving to their Pokéballs.
Black’s mother walked in the front door cheerily. “It’s so good to see
you back, Black!” She noticed Black’s mother pouring out the last mug
of tea, who looked up and saw her. “Shit,” said each, in markedly
different voices. Black’s mother pouring tea pulled off her mask to
reveal Looker, smiling grimly.
“Sorry, ma’am,” he said. “This was important.”
Black’s other mother laughed. “Oh, no, you have...” She nearly
doubled over, as Black looked on in shock. “No, see... Oh Looker this
is great.” She stood up and took off her own mask, revealing Cynthia
with her hair tightly bound in a lattice of bobby pins. “Your costume
was totally better.”
Julie tensed up, and Silver squeezed her hand. Juniper shook her head,
laughing quietly, and Black just stared slack-jawed. For a moment no
one spoke.
“How much time do we have?” asked Looker.
“Not much,” said Cynthia. “The Rockets know we’re here.”
“I’ll make things quick, then.” Looker drank some of the tea he had
poured for Julie. “Giovanni’s main goal is to clone Arceus and use
the power contained thereby to ensure world domination. Ghetsis’s
main goal is to destroy the world and bring about some sort of new order
where there is only Plasma. I’m not sure why they’re working together.”
Cynthia laughed, gradually letting her hair down. “The hate-sex must be
fantabulous.” Looker glared at her, and Silver and Julie stared at each
other very uncomfortably.
“We’re collecting the legendaries because the more legendaries they
collect, the harder it will be to skirmish with them while we try to
prevent them from getting Arceus.”
Cynthia nodded, tossing her hair out. “But the real goal is to get to
Arceus first and use his power to fix all of this. We thought Kotone had
Arceus, but apparently not.”
Silver shook his head. “You don’t keep God in a ball longer than you
have to.”
She nodded. “Sounds like Kotone.” This time Julie squeezed Silver’s
hand, and Black just shook his head. “So what do we do?”
Looker frowned. “The plan was that Silver would go in after Giovanni,
we’d find Arceus, and Black would organize resistance.”
Silver looked up at Looker. “You expected me to succeed?”
“No,” said Looker calmly, and he continued. “But now that he’s
Champion we’re going to have bigger problems. I’ve lost contact with
the Elite Four, and it’s only a matter of time before the gym leaders
are replaced with cronies. We need to act fast.”
Silver stood up. “I’ll go after Giovanni,” he said, and Looker smiled.
“But I’m going to do it my way.” He reached into his jacket and pulled
out the gun Looker had given him, and put it down on the table. Looker
frowned. “The way Kotone would have done it. I will collect eight gym
badges, and challenge the current Champion.”
Black shook his head. “You’re not going to be able to take him down.”
Silver shrugged. “Maybe not.”
Julie stood up. “I want to go, too.” She turned to Professor Juniper.
“But I don’t have any Pokémon. Can you start me off?”
Juniper smiled. “Yes. Yes, I can.” She reached into a pocket of her
lab coat and pulled out a Pokédex. “What’s your name?”
“Julienne Harmonia.”
Juniper frowned at the Pokédex. “I’m sorry, I’m required to ask you this.
Are you a boy or a girl?”
Julie stood up. “Yes,” she said. “I am a boy or a girl.”
Juniper looked at the Pokédex. “I, um.” She slid her finger around on
the screen. “Actually, it seemed to take that. Excellent. Here you go.
I’m afraid I don’t have starter Pokémon right now.” She handed the
Pokédex to Julie, who stared at it.
“Do me, too,” said Silver.
“You’re already registered,” said Looker. “We don’t have-”
“As Giovanni’s son. If I start over, it will take them a while to catch on.
Professor?”
Juniper pulled out another Pokédex. “What’s your name?”
Silver pulled at the front of his old school jacket; it was ratty and
faded, the threading on the red trim starting to come loose. He ran a
hand through his hair, feeling how thin it was by the roots, fingers
following the skin up his temples as his hairline receded. He looked
at Black, sulking, and over at Cynthia, whose smile made it clear
she was enjoying something about this. He looked at Juniper, who
waited. Eevee nuzzled his ankle.
“My name is Gray,” said Silver.