The Phone Call // one-shot // akame, kokame
the phone call
akame, kokame, pg-13
Jin calls Kame because... well, the reason is lame.
*ring ring*
Kame: Moshi moshi.
Jin: KAZUYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Kame *holds the phone away from his ears then puts it back, laughs nervously*: What's up, baby? How's LA?
Jin: Don't 'baby' me, Kazuya. What the hell have you done with Koki?
Kame: Huh?
Jin: Do I have to repeat it?
Kame: I heard it, Jin but I can't understand a single word. I haven't done anything to Koki. He's fine.
Jin: I bet he is. And I asked what you have done with him, not to him.
Kame: I don't know what you're talking about.
Jin: Then drag your pretty ass in front of your computer and check your mails. I sent you a photo.
Kame *opens mailbox*
You've got 1 new mail *clicks*
From: BakaInLA
To: TurtleOnTour
Subject: You're sooooooo dead>.<
Picture021235 Download *clicks*
Kame: What the hell?
Jin: You're dead, Kazuya. I'm gonna kill you and that horny bastard too.
Kame: But... but... Jin! When was this photo taken? At the 'You' concert... in 2007????
Jin: But I've never seen that picture. And does it matter when it was taken?
Kame *softly*: Jin... baby... you know that...
Jin: Did you kiss?
Kame: Huh???
Jin: YOU HEARD ME!! DID YOU KISS?????
Kame *sighs*: You're not serious, are you?
Jin: Okay then, let's see this one.
*beep* You've got 1 new mail
Kame *clicks*
From: BakaInLA
To: TurtleOnTour
Subject: Arghhhhhhhhhh
Picture: 021236 Download *clicks*
Kame: Hmmm...*dreamily* well, I like my hair here...
Jin: KAZUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Kame: Okay, okay, don't be mad. It was just a joke.
Jin: How can you say that? He's kissing you on that picture.
Kame: He's not kissing me, Jin! Well, maybe he tried but...
Jin: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'M GOING TO KILL HIM, HE'S GOING TO BE FUCKING DEAD!!!
Kame: Jin, please. You know that nothing had happened between us. I love you and only you.
Jin: ... *smiles*
Kame: Don't be a jealous baka. It is enough that you're a baka.
Jin *whines*: Kazuuuuuuuu~
Kame *chuckles*: Sorry, baby. Did you calm down?
Jin *after a pause*: Huh? HELL NO! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM.... Okay, at least let me punch him.
Kame: Jin...
Jin: Slap him?
Kame: Jin!
Jin: Kick him in the ass?
Kame: JINNNNN!!!
Jin: In the stomach? Or cut his...
Kame: JIN! THAT'S ENOUGH!!! Koki didn't do anything....*pause* Do you trust me Jin?
Jin: Hm... It's not fair you're asking me this question.
Kame: Do you?
Jin: *pouts* Of course.
Kame: I bet you're pouting.
Jin: I bet you're showing puppy eyes.
Kame *sighs*: Don't worry, baby, okay?
Jin *pause*: Okay.. but...
Kame: What?
Jin: You two have got closer when I was in LA. And now I'm away again... and... and...
Kame: Jin...
Jin *sniffs*: I don't want anyone to touch my turtle.
Kame *chuckles*: You're such an idiot.... Anyway, Jin, how did you find that picture?
Jin *nervously*: Ah, well... you know... I was just... I just...
Kame *raises an eyebrow*: Jin?
Jin: Ah, okay. I was just looking for a picture of you. You didn't send me any recently, so I thought...
Kame: GEEZ!!!
Jin: MOU, KAZU DON'T BE LIKE THIS. I MISS YOU!!!
Kame: Say that again.
Jin *blushes*: I... miss you.
Kame *smiles*: Did you find a good picture?
Jin: Actually, yes. I found a very interesting one of both of us.
Kame: Eh? Really? Send it to me.
Jin *smirks*: Do you really want that?
Kame: *scared* Oh God, Jin what kind of picture is that???
Jin: Okay, I'm sending it.
*beep* You've got 1 new mail *clicks*
From: BakaInLA
To: TurtleOnTour
Subject: ^^
Picture 021233 Download *clicks and gasps*
Kame *bursts out laughing* Jin... this... this *laughs more* Is this all you found about us? And when was this picture taken? In the 1800s?
Jin: Mou, Kazu~ I like this picture. You're so cute...
Kame *holds his stomach while trying to control his laughters* Okay, okay. Wanna see something else?
Jin: Huh?
Kame: Wanna see a better picture of us?
Jin *excited* Sure!!!
Kame: Okay, I'm sending it.
From: TurtleOnTour
To: BakaInLA
Subject: That's what I call a good picture^^
Picture16524222 Download *clicks*
Jin *drops the phone*
Kame: Jin, are you there?
Jin:....
Kame: JIN!!!!
Jin *whispers* Wow. Yes, I'm here.
Kame: What do you think?
Jin: *gulps* I think I'm going home.
Kame: Huh?
Jin: Tell Koki that he can live a little longer. I have other things to do.
Kame *chuckles* Okay, I'll tell him. I think I'll call him now or go over and...
Jin: WHAT??? No, you don't!!!
Kame: Okay, baby as you wish. Which flight do you want to take?
Jin: The next one.
Kame: Okay, I'll be waiting. And Jin...
Jin: Huh?
Kame: *whispers in a husky voice* It's getting really hot in here. I think I'm taking my shirt off then my pants and then...
Jin *in panic*: NOOOOOO, WAIT!!! WAIT FOR ME, KAZUUUU. I'LL BE THERE SOON!!! I'M FLYING TO YOU!!!
Kame *chuckles* Of course you are, baka. I'll be waiting for you... naked.
Jin *claps his hand on his mouth* Oh god!!! I'm hanging up, I'm packing, I'm hanging up, Kazuya.
Kame *laughs*: Okay and Jin...
Jin *still in panic* Huh?
Kame: If you don't hurry I might call Koki and ask him to come over and bring some ice cream. Do you have any idea how much it feels good to lick it from someone's heated skin? Hm... *hangs up*
Jin *gaping at his phone* Wh... wh... WHAT THE HELL????? KOKI, YOU BASTARD!!! IF YOU DARE TOUCH MY KAZU, YOU'RE... YOU'RE DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD!!! *runs off and starts packing*
THE END
akame, kokame, pg-13
Jin calls Kame because... well, the reason is lame.
*ring ring*
Kame: Moshi moshi.
Jin: KAZUYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Kame *holds the phone away from his ears then puts it back, laughs nervously*: What's up, baby? How's LA?
Jin: Don't 'baby' me, Kazuya. What the hell have you done with Koki?
Kame: Huh?
Jin: Do I have to repeat it?
Kame: I heard it, Jin but I can't understand a single word. I haven't done anything to Koki. He's fine.
Jin: I bet he is. And I asked what you have done with him, not to him.
Kame: I don't know what you're talking about.
Jin: Then drag your pretty ass in front of your computer and check your mails. I sent you a photo.
Kame *opens mailbox*
You've got 1 new mail *clicks*
From: BakaInLA
To: TurtleOnTour
Subject: You're sooooooo dead>.<
Picture021235 Download *clicks*
Kame: What the hell?
Jin: You're dead, Kazuya. I'm gonna kill you and that horny bastard too.
Kame: But... but... Jin! When was this photo taken? At the 'You' concert... in 2007????
Jin: But I've never seen that picture. And does it matter when it was taken?
Kame *softly*: Jin... baby... you know that...
Jin: Did you kiss?
Kame: Huh???
Jin: YOU HEARD ME!! DID YOU KISS?????
Kame *sighs*: You're not serious, are you?
Jin: Okay then, let's see this one.
*beep* You've got 1 new mail
Kame *clicks*
From: BakaInLA
To: TurtleOnTour
Subject: Arghhhhhhhhhh
Picture: 021236 Download *clicks*
Kame: Hmmm...*dreamily* well, I like my hair here...
Jin: KAZUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Kame: Okay, okay, don't be mad. It was just a joke.
Jin: How can you say that? He's kissing you on that picture.
Kame: He's not kissing me, Jin! Well, maybe he tried but...
Jin: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'M GOING TO KILL HIM, HE'S GOING TO BE FUCKING DEAD!!!
Kame: Jin, please. You know that nothing had happened between us. I love you and only you.
Jin: ... *smiles*
Kame: Don't be a jealous baka. It is enough that you're a baka.
Jin *whines*: Kazuuuuuuuu~
Kame *chuckles*: Sorry, baby. Did you calm down?
Jin *after a pause*: Huh? HELL NO! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM.... Okay, at least let me punch him.
Kame: Jin...
Jin: Slap him?
Kame: Jin!
Jin: Kick him in the ass?
Kame: JINNNNN!!!
Jin: In the stomach? Or cut his...
Kame: JIN! THAT'S ENOUGH!!! Koki didn't do anything....*pause* Do you trust me Jin?
Jin: Hm... It's not fair you're asking me this question.
Kame: Do you?
Jin: *pouts* Of course.
Kame: I bet you're pouting.
Jin: I bet you're showing puppy eyes.
Kame *sighs*: Don't worry, baby, okay?
Jin *pause*: Okay.. but...
Kame: What?
Jin: You two have got closer when I was in LA. And now I'm away again... and... and...
Kame: Jin...
Jin *sniffs*: I don't want anyone to touch my turtle.
Kame *chuckles*: You're such an idiot.... Anyway, Jin, how did you find that picture?
Jin *nervously*: Ah, well... you know... I was just... I just...
Kame *raises an eyebrow*: Jin?
Jin: Ah, okay. I was just looking for a picture of you. You didn't send me any recently, so I thought...
Kame: GEEZ!!!
Jin: MOU, KAZU DON'T BE LIKE THIS. I MISS YOU!!!
Kame: Say that again.
Jin *blushes*: I... miss you.
Kame *smiles*: Did you find a good picture?
Jin: Actually, yes. I found a very interesting one of both of us.
Kame: Eh? Really? Send it to me.
Jin *smirks*: Do you really want that?
Kame: *scared* Oh God, Jin what kind of picture is that???
Jin: Okay, I'm sending it.
*beep* You've got 1 new mail *clicks*
From: BakaInLA
To: TurtleOnTour
Subject: ^^
Picture 021233 Download *clicks and gasps*
Kame *bursts out laughing* Jin... this... this *laughs more* Is this all you found about us? And when was this picture taken? In the 1800s?
Jin: Mou, Kazu~ I like this picture. You're so cute...
Kame *holds his stomach while trying to control his laughters* Okay, okay. Wanna see something else?
Jin: Huh?
Kame: Wanna see a better picture of us?
Jin *excited* Sure!!!
Kame: Okay, I'm sending it.
From: TurtleOnTour
To: BakaInLA
Subject: That's what I call a good picture^^
Picture16524222 Download *clicks*
Jin *drops the phone*
Kame: Jin, are you there?
Jin:....
Kame: JIN!!!!
Jin *whispers* Wow. Yes, I'm here.
Kame: What do you think?
Jin: *gulps* I think I'm going home.
Kame: Huh?
Jin: Tell Koki that he can live a little longer. I have other things to do.
Kame *chuckles* Okay, I'll tell him. I think I'll call him now or go over and...
Jin: WHAT??? No, you don't!!!
Kame: Okay, baby as you wish. Which flight do you want to take?
Jin: The next one.
Kame: Okay, I'll be waiting. And Jin...
Jin: Huh?
Kame: *whispers in a husky voice* It's getting really hot in here. I think I'm taking my shirt off then my pants and then...
Jin *in panic*: NOOOOOO, WAIT!!! WAIT FOR ME, KAZUUUU. I'LL BE THERE SOON!!! I'M FLYING TO YOU!!!
Kame *chuckles* Of course you are, baka. I'll be waiting for you... naked.
Jin *claps his hand on his mouth* Oh god!!! I'm hanging up, I'm packing, I'm hanging up, Kazuya.
Kame *laughs*: Okay and Jin...
Jin *still in panic* Huh?
Kame: If you don't hurry I might call Koki and ask him to come over and bring some ice cream. Do you have any idea how much it feels good to lick it from someone's heated skin? Hm... *hangs up*
Jin *gaping at his phone* Wh... wh... WHAT THE HELL????? KOKI, YOU BASTARD!!! IF YOU DARE TOUCH MY KAZU, YOU'RE... YOU'RE DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD!!! *runs off and starts packing*
THE END