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aint_nosurprise

[Locked to the Kashtta Tower Residents][backdated to shenanigans][wibblywobblytime]

Aug 17, 2009 21:40

Apologies for the dead dragon on your doorstep. I'm taking care of it.

[Locked to Bristow]

1. There's a wanderer who has my body. I thought I should warn you in case you ran into him. He's stupid. and doesn't deserve my2. I don't know if you were looking for another member of the team since Fiona left, but I've killed a dragon and a giant ( Read more... )

locked to kashtta tower residents, locked to bristow, entry

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twdenmother August 19 2009, 00:06:17 UTC

...do you need any help disposing of it?

One thing that can be said about Torchwood is that we've never really had a problem getting rid of large nonhuman corpses.

Unless, of course, Owen wants to study it. He might.

der_weevilkonig August 19 2009, 00:15:23 UTC

i might, at that. assuming it's small enough to fit in our morgue.

i'll be down in a moment to see.

aint_nosurprise August 19 2009, 01:10:37 UTC

It's big, but you could study pieces of it.

Its head is separated from the rest of its body. It would be easier to transport than the torso.

aint_nosurprise August 19 2009, 02:16:18 UTC

Apparently, we are keeping all of the dragon so grab your favorite hacking tool (the bigger, the better) and get out here.

Preferably before the police arrive.

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lionofmanc August 19 2009, 02:30:11 UTC

You've gone and killed a dragon?

Tell me, how do you feel about single-malt Scotch? Anyone does that, they bloody well deserve a drink.

twdenmother August 19 2009, 02:33:16 UTC

Ah, DCI Hunt. Congratulations. You've just been volunteered to meat-carrying duty.

If you'd be so kind as to head outside and assist?

lionofmanc August 19 2009, 02:39:27 UTC

[The bulk of this comment contains a stream of inspired profanity that has been scratched out to the point of illegibility.]

Be right down.

Shall I start calling you 'sir', while I'm at it?

twdenmother August 19 2009, 02:48:07 UTC

While it might be an interesting bit of turnabout, I'm quite content with help getting the dragon out of the street before the CLF comes down on all our heads, thank you.

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chimaerasaurus August 19 2009, 05:46:58 UTC

A dragon. An honest-to-god dragon? That's brilliant Where is it being kept?

aint_nosurprise August 19 2009, 06:37:53 UTC

It's being kept in pieces in the freezer.

I assume Harper still has the head in the morgue.