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006 [Spam for North Wing folks]

Aug 22, 2010 16:53

[As soon as the water begins to fill his cell, John begins to properly freak out. He doesn't know how to swim. So if his feet are off the ground, he's going to drown. He quickly begins to kick at the door and shouting as loudly as he can ( Read more... )

water is deadlier than cougars, port: hohh, john is secretly edward sexby, 066, john doesn't know how to swim

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OH JOHN. Mikhail would totally try to contact you, but you're low on his priority list right now :C patchyatbest August 22 2010, 21:24:53 UTC

OH MIKHAIL. :[ John hates water. So much. He's going to hogtie you when he gets back. aintnothingfair August 22 2010, 22:00:31 UTC

If you loved him, you'd make a video recording your epic drown. For later. So he can lol too. :C patchyatbest August 23 2010, 00:11:59 UTC

Nope. Hogtieing instead. c: aintnothingfair August 23 2010, 00:15:23 UTC

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Howdy wingmate ourlastbesthope August 22 2010, 22:00:05 UTC

Hey! Calm down! It's going to be alright! [Capa's not too happy about the water, but worse things could happen. He trained in it, he could hold his breath...he would survive.]

Howdy! aintnothingfair August 22 2010, 22:05:43 UTC

[John continues to kick his door.]

I can't fucking swim! Let me out!

ourlastbesthope August 22 2010, 22:10:34 UTC

[A sigh and a deep intake of breath as he tries to figure out how to talk and swim at the same time.] Look. Just...tread water. Kick your feet. You'll stay up. Take a deep breath.

aintnothingfair August 22 2010, 22:19:56 UTC

[Shouting, like a reasonable guy:] Why don't you tread water, mister.

[Splashing around as John tries to stomp the water through the grate. The ghosts he doesn't mind so much, but the water? a great deal.]

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Woo woo! aintnothingfair August 22 2010, 23:31:40 UTC

[BANG BANG BANG John keeps kicking the door.]

You people need't stop telling me to kick my legs, it ain't gonna work!

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Re: Woo woo! aintnothingfair August 22 2010, 23:57:03 UTC

[John goes back to splashing around his cell as the water rises in his cell.]

I don't float in anythin'.

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Because I'm too lazy to make a post just to John.. tangentdarko August 23 2010, 01:45:28 UTC

Hey, ar-- --ight? I don-- [...] --oming to f-- .

[Voice] That's totally fine. <3 aintnothingfair August 23 2010, 02:03:38 UTC

[The static combined with his communicator getting wet sends a shrill burst of, well, something through before a half-gurgled:] Kid? Kid. Kid.

[Voice] <3 tangentdarko August 23 2010, 02:22:35 UTC

Yeah. It-- . --you okay?

I don-- [...] --nyone is, b-- --ing to find-- .

Re: [Voice] ILY. aintnothingfair August 23 2010, 02:59:51 UTC

[John listens as closely cans and what little static doesn't block out is filled with his labored breathing as he struggles to tread water in any sort.]

D--- ain't heard from m'inmate.

[Then some more gasping.]

F[staticlol]g water.

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slightly late-to-the-spam-party wingmate remarkablyblunt August 23 2010, 17:42:29 UTC

Sir? Is there something you can stand on, perhaps? [Tommy, as always, is doing his best to sound positive in spite of everything. He, at least, had some childhood swimming experience, so the water posed less of a threat to him.]

[spam] Sorry for my own late in replying! aintnothingfair August 24 2010, 02:22:43 UTC

[John splashes around his cell, trying to find something like that but it's pretty bare.]

I don' see nothin'.

[spam] no worries bb remarkablyblunt August 25 2010, 02:09:46 UTC

Can you climb the walls at all?

Re: [spam] <3 aintnothingfair August 25 2010, 12:32:09 UTC

[Scrabbling at the walls and only has the grate.]

I got these bars.