orite kids, yesterday was 50% fantastic and 50% fuckingawful.

well, dick was staying and we got up for some discounted italinsaniaa privelage that you lot cannot, unfortunately, enjoy, because you do not slog your arses out for the 12 hours of darkness and despair that is a night shift. or work full time hours their while attempting a full time ( Read more... )

deary me i am a squelch bored, but not bored enough to upload photos or any such things ( Read more... )

kate made me an 'ainslie doll' for the birthday.

and i thought i was the world's most astute comedian EVER when i thought this up:

nice dress to.........


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i felt like i've been doing pure millions but not being seeing everyone, hmph ( Read more... )

yes, it's true, little ainslie has turned 18i've actually had the best fun evereverever ( Read more... )

definately not dangerous to say i had the peachiest christmas holidays ever ( Read more... )

( MY TURN MY TURN MY TURN. )

if anybody could recommend me an mp3 player that has no less than 2GB (500 songs) and is under 150 squid, purleez let me know.

i know ipod minis are the dog's bollocks but they cost too much for this little girl.

xox.

musthavemusthavemusthave girly night before louise goes home ( Read more... )

sitting here, eating a plate of pasta, about to go to work, slightly hungover, in a pretty ok mood, would probably sum up my year ( Read more... )