#007

[air_guitar_moar]

Well.

Apparently, duct tape works well for keeping these things flat.

However, I can no longer breathe properly. It's proving to be problematic. Maybe I should cut myself out...? Do I have any scissors?

This is very upsetting.

Comments

[shred_the_sky]

A part of my newfound femininity just froze from imagined pain.

Couldn't you first try a visit to the nearby clothing store first? A good sports bra costs around twenty dollars.

[air_guitar_moar]

I can't believe I'm actually going to spend money on these things. Do you think they'll let me return it if these... go away? Because, quite frankly, I have no idea what possible use a sports bra would have if I didn't have breasts.