This post is about the es BUTTS! BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS HAHAHAHAHHAA

I'm going to London and probably will be staying there for the rest of my life. Bye bye all two of you that read this journal!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80% Stability |||||||||||||||| 63% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60% Empathy |||| 16% Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Mystical || 10% Artistic |||||||||||||| 56% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90% ( Read more... )

Today, I am going to Madison all day and staying the night. My adjudication went painlessly because I heard this one Yes song on the way and it cheered me up. I will be getting drunk tonight. That's it.

Mein Kampf or "The Story is in Conor Oberst's Butt, Put Your Ear to His Underwear"

By: Gabe Johnson

This journal entry is, in an immediate way, a parody of Jessi and Austin's posts where they used a big title and used "By: Their Names." However, they did not parody Adolf Hitler and Bright Eyes like I did, because that takes creative convention that ( Read more... )

Jenna says:
get a tounge ring
Jenna says:
i want to make out with someone that has a tounge ring

So guys today I went on www.livejournal.com and thought I'd check out the posts from those on my friends list. I expected to see at least three lengthy updates from Morgan as soon as the webpage loaded. Anyway, no surprise ending here folks lol.

Had sex? yes ( Read more... )

"Paul McCartney was 22 at the height of Beatlemania. At the age of 23, Dylan made Bringing It All Back Home, Neil Young released Everybody Knows This is Nowhere and Jackson Browne cut his debut. Kurt Cobain was 24 when Nirvana recorded Nevermind, the same age Conor Oberst was when he released the pair of albums that prove without a shadow of a ( Read more... )

Gabe "It Takes One to Know One" Johnson says ( Read more... )