look at my cute parents
my dad sent this email:
Dear children of mine,
Attached is a photo of mom & I in the beginning.
Notice the twinkle in mom's eyes, she was swooned by my debonair and suave style.
Ensign's were very impressive and always colorful, sure to get the girl of their choice.
As for me, I was twitterpated from our first date.
P.S. Please ignore the beer cans, as I'm sure that we were just holding them for a buddy.
love, pop.
ha ha ha