A night before el clásico

[airgid_chead]

Title: A night before el clásico
Pairings: Xavi Hernández/Andrés Iniesta, mentioned David Villa/David Silva, Iker Casillas/Jordi Alba
Characters: Xavi Hernández, Andrés Iniesta, Jordi Alba
Summary: A night before The Game. Xavi frets, Andrés stalks a burglar and neither gets enough sleep.
Warning: Lies, lies, lies (I hope)

Comments

[unmomentoxfavor]

"because regular ‘let them be white and black and us blue and red’ is probably too mainstream for Mr Hernández" hahahahaha!! I love Andres/Xabi fics! they're sooooo married! perfect! :P
also silva/villa little bits!!! Amazing!

[airgid_chead]

:D
They are, aren't they? XD
Apparently I'm unable of writing a fic without mentioning the two of them ;) Thanks! :)

[unmomentoxfavor]

can't say I'm upset/angry about it ;P

[lumaste]

Xavi stubbornly insists on them having exactly the same pillows for aesthetic reasons Well, of course he does.

You have tactics that take under account guys Real may contract in the next ten years I'm not surprised at all.

because he’s still living in a happy pink bubble where everyone’s happily straight and Iker Casillas comes to Barcelona every second week because he loves the beach here. Also in the middle of the winter. This cracked me up so bad. Though I hope Jordi's local patriotism won't let him reveal tactical secrets to Iker.

Aww, Xavi, you're not old. It's the biggest fear of every culé.

"You’ve just killed López." This was funny, though your intention of killing Lopez (even a tomato version of his) in another fic worries me.

"Can I sleep at your place before the next clásico?" PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE THIS FOR THE NEXT CLASICO. Xavi won't just fret about clasico but also get jealous that Andres is sleeping at Jordi's, who isn't getting old yet :D

Thank you. I had so much fun.

[airgid_chead]

Haha, poor Leo, those Spaniards are just too tricky for him ;) I'm pretty sure there's nothing to worry about (though Xavi just can't get it), Jordi seems like a kind of person who'd boast for days if Barcelona wins with Real, he wouldn't jeopardise that for telling Iker anything ;)

Looking back to some of his recent actions no, he's not old yet ;)

Come on, if i really had anything to say about that, he'd have dropped dead where he was standing months ago ;)

haha, Xavi would get jealous? Then what about Iker? He's the one whose boyfriend is eight years younger than him and lives in another city ;P At least Andrés can't seek refuge at Silvita's, *that'd* be worrisome XD

You're welcome :D

[penny_jordan]

I don't understand how Xavi can have so many shades of brown crayon and no flesh pink! I'm sure my crayons have both. Maybe he should try photoshop. Or maybe he could use little cut out photos of them all and keep moving them around.. I think he should phone me. I have plenty of ideas to facilitate his pre classico planning. But I don't want to upset Andre..

[airgid_chead]

Haha, I guess it's just Xavi, he didn't see a need to have a flesh pink crayon ;) He probably bought them separately or something. He's a traditionalist but... That Photoshop option does sound appealing! I shall put the two of you in contact... (Andrés is going to kill you for suggesting that, though :P)

[penny_jordan]

Hmm, we know Jordi and Silva have a pure relationship, but what do Andres and Silva do when they spend time together??

[airgid_chead]

Hmmm... Good question ;) Actually, I guess that I've never made it clear because so far there's been no need to, Silva sleeps with everyone he wants to but only *once* (there's also a reason to it, one that I have to finally get down to explaining in a story ^^"), so him pestering and spending time with Andrés is probably more or less harmless. In my Real Life verse I imagine Andrés and Villa to be good friends, so whenever I imagine Andrés and Silva together, I picture Silva lazing around on Andrés' bed and whining that he's bored, or the two of them gossiping about people, because they both like knowing what's going on with whom ;)

[rayto_chan]

Ow, I just loved this fic, so nice and light making me laughing sometimes.
But at the same time, i got sad with the last news about Xavis' leaving, even I'm not a culé.
Congrats!