Take your kids to a soup kitchen. Take them to a zoo. Take them away from the TV they're being plugged into so they keep quiet. If you must present a gift, try buying your goddamn kids a book. If for no other reason, buy them a book so you can be amused at the look on their faces when they open it and try to shove it in the DVD // PS3 // Microwave. That, my friends is art.awesome... and to late, i've read chuck palahniuk.. but evertime i read, i wonder, what is the purpose? why am i reading? WHERE IS THE INTEREST?!?!?! but i keep reading... cause i hope.... but then, the story ends. and i say WTF? but i guess that's the point huh? and i read. cause i like it
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I love Chuck Palahniuk. I have no idea what he looks like but I'd let him fuck me like I was a 13 year old Thai hooker he paid $10 for. He's so brilliant, I am more brilliant after reading him and from that I'm also so much worse off cause I understand my limitations and they force me to look inside the crypt of my mind.
You should come here. Pick a weekend. This weekend would be cool. Just call me,...
Have I ever told you how much I love your mind? I do, truly. I also understand the sickness of commercialism and the desire to be free of it that can quite often be stuffed behind the new gadget desired in the mental/emotional filing cabinet. I have done this so many times. Most recently, last week
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SEE WHAT I MEAN!!! I hate this shit. I hate money and cars and cloths that don't fit and TV shows that tell you to wear shit that's uncomfortable and boring and CORDUROY!!! Fuck it all!!! You know what Dawn, if you want to appear smart, just open your mouth. It doesn't matter what you wear, speaking to you for five minutes lets the world know you're brilliant, whether you're wearing jeans or a fucking bikini. As a matter of fact, I'm smarter when i'm sloppy, cause when i'm dressed up I'm too worried I'm sitting wrong and my fat rolls are showing. When I'm in my jeans and T'shirts I can let it hang out and concentrate on my words rather than my figure. I can also breathe, therefore I can rant. And GOD FORBID I'm dressed to go out. I've got to pretend I'm not panicking about going into public and can't bother to be smart.
Fuck everyone. I'm gonna become bohemian!!!
The computer is awesome. WHat kind of dishes do you think make me, me?
That depends on the look and style you wish to portray. If you are going for a clean, sophisticated look, I would go with white plates with a silver band on them. He He He. Leave it to us to do this in comments to a post about materialism. I love you.
Hilarious, entertaining, and thought-provoking. Everything I love about your posts, and everything I love about you.
Does anyone ever walk into an apartment and think "I love this person because of her amazing Photoprinter?" Do you know that I literally paused to ponder that one sentence for about 5 minutes before I could move on? Amazing.
And I wish I had someone even half as sweet as Aimee in my life.
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You should come here. Pick a weekend. This weekend would be cool. Just call me,...
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Fuck everyone. I'm gonna become bohemian!!!
The computer is awesome. WHat kind of dishes do you think make me, me?
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good luck with the dishes... mine rock =)
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Does anyone ever walk into an apartment and think "I love this person because of her amazing Photoprinter?"
Do you know that I literally paused to ponder that one sentence for about 5 minutes before I could move on? Amazing.
And I wish I had someone even half as sweet as Aimee in my life.
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