Clue//Ygo
Clue Five
ZOMG YUGIOH
Marik: ...I only turned evil because...because...
Yami: Yess?
Marik: I WANTED THE BLUEBERRY MUFFIN! ;--;
[Anime fall]
[Marik cries]
Marik: And you Yugi! YOU ATE IT...MY MUFFIN! YOU ATE MY MUFFIN!
Yuugi: I did not! :: mouth full...::
Honda: Damnit
Pegasus: Yes! No one knew it was me!
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OOC PERSON: Actually...tecnically...it's Seto's fault...
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Seto: I get Sakiko pregnant, I make Marik evil, I make Bakura Evil...AND I ATE MARIK'S MUFFIN? So this is all _MY_ fault?
Sakiko: Whooooah....You never went near my nether regions...
Judai: That's not what you said Last night!
Sakiko: :: blush:: YOU WERE SPYING ON ME!?
Namiana: Yeah he was...
Blair: Mommy...You cheated on daddy?
Sakiko: No...because WE GOT A DIVORCE!
Knight: ...I don't think she knows what that word means...
Sakiko: :: deranged Yami look:: OH BUT I DO BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Knight: ...You're cruel.
Sakiko's Yami: I ATE MARIKS MUFFIN!
Seto: So it _wasn't_ my fault!
Marik: _YOU_ ATE MY MUFFIN! AND TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY EVILNESS!
Yami Sakiko: Well you shouldn't have left it on the damn table...
Yami Bakura: So that was _HIS_ Muffin?
Yami Sakiko: NO IT WAS MY DAMN MUFFIN!
Yami Bakura: ...ohhhh...so I ate your Muffin?...
Yugi: ALL IF YOU SHUT UP!! I ATE THE DAMN MUFFIN!
Yami Bakura/Sakiko/Seto/Honda/Pegasus: THEN WHAT DID WE EAT!?
Marik: You ate the rest of them ;--;
Sakiko: but there was only one when I went in there...
Yami Bakura/Seto/Honda/Pegasus: Us too!
Marik: That's because after Yugi ate the first one I kept setting them out because I was hungry you
know?....but then someone kept eating them...until SETO ate the last one...
Sakiko: So this IS all of his fault!
Seto: MAN!
Marik: YES!
Mai: YOU PUT ME IN THE DAMN SHADOW RELM BECAUSE SETO ATE YOUR MUFFIN!?
Marik: Yes...that AND you're a whore...
Mai: UGH SETO I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Seto: DAMNIT...
[Mai tackles Seto and starts killing him]
Seto: AHH THE PAIN...
Blair: Mommy...is Judai my brudder?
Sakiko: I have no damn idea...
Judai: WTF? You say you're my mother because I resemble seto...but whats this whole you not having an idea
thing? Gosh...DO I HAVE PARENTS AT ALL!? You people are DERANGED!
Sakiko: I made mistakes in my past okay?...
Yami Bakura: You life is pretty fucked up...I think You've probably done more of the group than Mai has...
Mai: like hell she has! I've done all of you...'sept Bakura...because that was his Yami who did that >__<
Ryou: WHAT THE HELL!? YOU LIED TO ME!
Bakura: I did not Lie to you...I merely stretched the truth...
Sakiko: Holy shit...I'm a bigger whore than Mai...
Marik: You want I should send her to the shadow relm?
Yami Sakiko: I can do it myself....
Marik: AWWW BUT I WANNA!
Mai: NONE OF YOU ARE SENDING ME TO THE SHADOW RELM DAMMIT...
Judai: Wait...who has sex with who? I'm totally confused....
Sakiko: I had sex with...Seto...I think...and um...Bakur...
Namiana: SO IT WAS YOU!
Sakiko: NO! IT WAS...IT WAS BAKURA'S YAMI'S FAULT!
Namiana: NUH UH YOU LITTLE LYING WHORE!
Sakiko: Holy _SHIT_ this was NOT my fault...
Mai: I had sex with...Jou
Jou: No you didn't...:: blush::
Seto: JOU YOU DOG!
Jou: I AM NOT A DOG YOU LEATHER WEARING MONKEY!
Honda: I WAS THE MONKEY!
Anzu: and I was the PENGUIN!
Sakiko: No...Anzu...you DID the penguin.
Anzu: I did NOT
Sakiko: that's not what google said
Yuugi: What's a google?
Ryou: WTF?
Harry Potter: O-o;;; Where's Ron?
Ryou: Other room...
Sakiko: WTF? Duel Academy doubles as Hogwarts!?
Mai: Really?
Marik: :: sends mai to the shadow relm...for being stupid...::
Hermione: WTF? Harry...Who are all these people?
Harry: I dunno...but they're having some kind of argument about sex...
Cara: OH MY...GOSH YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKS!
[Cara opens fanfic]
Cara: Now...Sakiko was raped by some stupid freaky man...she never had sex with Seto or Bakura...and
Namiana is still a damn vir...no...wait...I lied...she was raped too...^^;;
Namiana: WHAT THE HELL!? Who is this Cara person!?
Sakiko: she's the one who cam to kill us all...
Yami Sakiko: LETS SEND HER TO THE SHADOW RELM!
[Marik, Yami Bakura, and yami Sakiko try to send Cara to the shadow relm]
Cara: Bloody Hell...YOU IDIOTS...I cant go to the shadow relm...I'm stronger than all of you...!
[Sends all three yami's to the shadow relm until they have thoguht about what they've done]
Sakiko:...>_< So I don't have a daughter?
Cara: -er-...well yeah you do, but that's later on down the line...
Namiana: ...this is getting kind of freaky...
Judai: WHO ARE MY PARENTS!?
Cara: Mwahahaha...Yami Yugi and Anzu
Judai: HOLY CRAP I KNEW IT...!
Anzu: She's lying!
Cara: I can't lie bitch...I know all!
Sakiko: She does have a point...
Anzu: ...true...
Yami: Yeah...so -er-...should we get married or just mark Anzu as my mistress?
Anzu: JUST GO BACK TO THE PAST ALREADY!
Yuugi: Noooo!!! I lost him once I don't wanna lose him again!
Harry: and I thought Snape was a freak...
Snape: I AM NOT A FREAK!
Neville: Gilly weed...Gilly Weed OMG...
Hermione: :: sweatdrop:: This is what happens when some freak named Cara RPS with us...>__<
Shou: who are my parents?
Ryo: Yeah..I kinda wanna know too
[Cara checks the fic]
Cara: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! AND THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!
Namiana: It was me and Ryou wasn't it?
Cara: DUH? NOTICE THE SAME HAIR COLORS? AND THE SAME NAME OMG...DENSE!
Freddy Prince Jr.: And now the mystery is solved!
Cara: Thanks to...THE POWER PUFF GIRLS!
Power Puff Girls: WTF?
Cara: no...sorry wrong script...
Everyone: ohhhh
Cara: and all thanks to me!
[Yamis come back furious]
Cara: mwahahahahaha...
[Winks]
[Camera goes blank]
CLUE FIVE IS FINISHED!