Comments | airmanfitz: Touchie Feelie

airmanfitz

Touchie Feelie

Sep 29, 2005 16:38

The main lesson I learned today is how to handcuff someone, how to do a complete search once they are cuffed, and how to take them down to the ground and get them in a prone position for cuffing should they resist my orders. It was definitely more fun than the classroom training, but my partner made the cuffs on me a bit too tight a couple of ( Read more... )

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Kinky? risainternet September 30 2005, 12:44:54 UTC

Did you practice at home? ;o)

Re: Kinky? airmanfitz September 30 2005, 21:51:39 UTC

Unfortunately, they have not issued me my own pair of cuffs yet. It's the end of the fiscal year for the government so all funds are on lockdown. Once I get my pair, we migh have to run a few "scenarios" to make sure I stay at the top of my game. ;)

Re: Kinky? raisin13 October 2 2005, 19:28:16 UTC

Funds are on "lockdown", no pun intended.... :P

pianorain September 30 2005, 15:32:11 UTC

Hahahaha...I've always heard that the most effective form of birth control is taking care of someone else's kids.

airmanfitz September 30 2005, 21:56:03 UTC

A good donkey punch works also, but you didn't hear that from me. Ask your wife to tell you about shrimping. You guys need some vulgar sexual act education. It is the only way you will understand what your kids are saying in 15 years. heh

Ew. Eww. risainternet October 1 2005, 05:24:51 UTC

Uh, I watched this without sound at the library at school today. It was much better without the sound.

Also, I would beat the living fuck out of that kid if it were mine. You don't have to use condoms if you're NOT A FUCKING MORON.

Beat your kids. It does society good. =D

And gross, Fitz. I will not tell Levi what either of those gross things are. BTW, did I tell you about muffin tops?

Re: Ew. Eww. airmanfitz October 1 2005, 20:35:09 UTC

no....tell me about muffin tops.

raisin13 October 2 2005, 19:29:25 UTC

That commercial is sofa king funny!