1 ♕ The latest trend is interdimensional travelling {audio & action}

[airshipswank]

[ WAKE UP, WONDERLAND! Somebody has stepped into your gardens and he is looking so handsome and also his mouth opened, in case you would like to listen to an accidental audio transmission... ]

Well, well, well. Colour me confused...

[ The Duke of Buckingham glances at his surroundings curiously. A few observations spring to mind, the most

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[isntitgrand]

[Rachel is walking through the garden, trying to memorize the "Get the to the nunnery" speech. She has no legitimate reason for doing so other than the fact that she didn't have it memorized. In a perfect Rachel universe, she has all Shakespeare scenes memorized.

She's reciting it to herself now.]

My honour'd lord, you know right well you did; and, with them, words of so sweet breath composed, as made the things more rich, their perfume lost. Take these again; for to the noble mind rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind... There, my lord.

[BOOM! She suddenly bumps into someone while reciting her last line... she looks up, and OMG IS THAT-]

Hamlet?

Oh my god, I must be sleepwalking.

[Leave it to Rachel to think that all men in tights are Shakespearean characters.]

Camera! Light!

[airshipswank]

[ Close, but no cigar. ]

It would certainly explain the lacking attire.

[ He steadies his frown and turns his expression into curiosity. ]

Did you... say Hamlet?

[ Buckingham is no stranger to the bard. His Majesty, King James is quite fond of the man and so, naturally, is the rest of the court, the duke included.

For this young woman to be familiar with Mister Shakespeare's latest works as well, why, could her bizarre appearance hide noble blood underneath? ]

Re: Camera! Light!

[isntitgrand]

I-I'm sorry. Yes, I said Hamlet. I was just reading it and practicing, and... I take it you know Shakespeare.

[She looks him over. Either he's from that era or he's a very dedicated thespian.]

[airshipswank]

We met a few times. Charming fellow. Alas, we have so little time for the King's Men these days.

[ He shakes his head regretfully before his attention returns to Rachel. ]

...But what could any of this be to you? Reading and practicing? One might almost think you fancy yourself an actor.

[ Which is of course ridiculous because acting is reserved for only the manliest of men. ]

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[exiled_torch]

[Zuko has a habit of being in the wrong place in the wrong time. So here he is, right when the dapper looking chap yells about whoever is responsible for this. Oh great.]

Uh..yeah. I'm not responsible for this, but I can explain..?

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[airshipswank]

[ Hmph. Well. It will have to do. ]

By all means, do.

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[exiled_torch]

This is gonna sound crazy, but we're all trapped here. No one knows why.

If you go too far from the mansion, something stops you. It's hard to explain.

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[airshipswank]

[ Oh well, that's fine then. If it's too hard to explain... ]

Try.

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[naltorian]

Yeow! [Dude. VOLUME CONTROL! Please have it!] Want to tone down the decibel level a bit?

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[airshipswank]

[ What the what and what now? Helpful Early Modern to Modern English translations aside, there is really only so much that can be done to help along the comprehension of somebody whose time technically hasn't even invented the early equivalent to the megaphone yet. ]

Speak sense or don't speak at all; Ive already grown weary of this locale.

[ On the plus side, the decibel level is down anyway. Yay? ]

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[naltorian]

[The volume level may be down but the THIS GUY IS SOUNDING LIKE A FLORGHEAD meter is climbing. She just huffs.]

If I spoke only sense, I'd not speak at all.

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[airshipswank]

Then that is the course of action I recommend.