5 Times Hikaru was called Yaotome
5 Times Hikaru was called Yaotome
TITLE: 5 Times Hikaru was called Yaotome
RATING: G
PAIRING: none
PROMPT: 57. 5 Times Hikaru was called Yaotome
( http://spheksophobia.livejournal.com/32316.html)
[I]
“Hikka~” Shoon called. “I got a text message from Taiyou…”
“Really?!” Hikaru excitedly exclaimed. Yabu raced him towards Shoon.
“Lemme see!!” he pleaded. Shoon gave him his phone.
*after one minute*
“Why’re you laughing?” Hikaru cluelessly asked after Yabu’s sudden burst of laugher.
“Here…” Yabu said, wiping the tears away. “…read his message.”
The message says:
Hey, guys. Sorry for disturbing ya’ll. I miss Ya-ya-yah…oh. How’s everyone doing? I hope you guys are fine…haha…I’m texting you while eating Tonkotsu Ramen. Yum! Hmm…let’s keep in touch, ne? Oh, and one more thing. Please tell YAOTOME I saw him in Harajuku.
-Taiyou. :D
“ARGH!!” Yaotome wailed. “DON’T CALL ME YAOTOME!!!”
“Nyahaha~ Tell that to Taiyou, man…” Shoon smiled.
[II]
“HIKARU-KUN~!!” Chinen exclaimed as he tried to sit on Hikaru’s lap, on which he failed.
“You’re in my way, idiot…” Hikaru seriously said. Chinen sadly scrammed back onto Daiki’s lap.
“EH?!” Daiki exclaimed. “What’re you doing on my lap?! I thought you’re going to sit on YAOTOME this time? “ he asked. Then, when realization struck him, it was too late. He saw Hikaru’s furious expression. “Oops…sorry…slipped.”
“DON’T CALL ME YAOTOME! CALL ME HIKARUUUUUUUUUU~!!!!!” Hikaru rampaged.
[III]
*Hey!Hey!Hey!*
“Let’s welcome Hey!Say!JUMP!”
“Hello, hello, nice to be here…” JUMP chorused.
“So…Bouken Rider’s up tonight?”
“Un,” Yabu nodded. “It’s very popular right now…I think…”
“So…what’s up with JUMP, Yaotome-kun?”
JUMP laughed wildly.
“Why’re you guys laughing?”
“Please don’t call me Yaotome. You know very well what my surname means and…I’m a guy, for heaven’s sake…” Hikaru remarked.
“Oh, sorry…”
JUMP laughed once more.
“I guess no one should call you “virgin girl,” eh?”
[IV]
“I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS CALLING ME YAOTOME!!!” Hikaru shrieked.
“Chill, dude,” Inoo smiled.
“Yeah. No one will call you Yaotome from now on-“ Chinen paused.
“YAOTOME-KUN!!” Fujigaya called.
“Chii, you were saying?” Yuto jokingly asked. JUMP laughed. Hikaru grunted and went out.
“Gosh, Hikaru-kun’s face looked like as if he wanted to kill Fujigaya-kun…” Okamoto remarked.
“Oh…” JUMP said in silence. Then, they heard Fujigaya screech.
“IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!”
JUMP looked and checked out what was happening. Hikaru’s hands were covering Fujigaya’s neck.
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME YAOTOME!!!!!!!!!!!” he exclaimed. JUMP rushed towards them.
“HIKARU-KUN! YAMERO!!” they pleaded.
[V]
*after one week*
“Now, we really promise, goshujin-sama (master),” Yamada promised.
“Yeah! We won’t call you by your surname anymore,” Keito smiled.
“Un,” JUMP nodded. “We promise as a group, and as your friends…”
“YAOTOME!” Sho called, suddenly entering the room. Hikaru didn’t fidget. “IKU!”
“Eh?” Morimoto mumbled.
“What the-“ Takaki paused.
“You didn’t grunt NOR fidget NOR get angry NOR get furious NOR get violent?!” Yuto and Inoo exclaimed.
“WHY?” Yabu and Daiki chorused.
“Yeah…” Chinen nodded. “Why?”
“It’s something you sorta’ get used to…” Hikaru emotionlessly replied.
“YAOTOME!”
“Hai, Sakura-senpai!”
-end-