FAT not PHAT. bah!!!!

[aishlynn]

ok. so i've come to the conclusion that i'm hopelessly vain. (sigh) an incredibly depressing thought, i might add, not because i was feeling oh-so-humble or anything, but because i was rather hoping that the increase in occurrence of "do i look ok?" stirrings were just something of a passing phase

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[angel_renewed]

1. You are overreacting. For god's sake, Kim, I was close to 130 pounds in March. You are almost a foot taller than me. No. Really. You are overreacting. You are not fat and you look great. It will take some adjustment now that you're working in cube-i-hell, but I hardly think you're in any danger of being harpooned or dragged off the Senior center.

Concrete advice:

2. Use cold cream at night to remove your eye makeup and mosturize your eyes. I know you've got the fancy $35 a bottle cream and that's great, but if you want to get a long-term cheap solution - it's Ponds all the way.

3. Jergens makes a cellulite reducing body lotion. It makes me break out, but it may be okay for you. It does work and it's cheap. I think it costs around $8 a bottle or so. You have to use it every night, though. It takes a few weeks to kick in. I am covered in cellulite. I feel your pain there

[etcet]

Yes, she's hot, dammit. All the people checking her out whenever we go out are abundant evidence of this. They sure as hell aren't looking at -my- lumpy, hairy self.

more girls want you than me, dearie. Stacie asked for you as a wedding present! [i had to make her promise to give you back].

[aishlynn]

sorry 'bout that. i was debating posting that for me only to read. maybe i should have; i've been whining far too much of late.

but, thank you, dear. i do remember Stacy's request...very sweet, really. and i'm glad you asked for my return as part of the bargain. heh. if i decide to take up being Bi- in earnest, at least i know there's a market for chicks like me.

i'll be cheerier by the time i get home. err, i'll try to be. promise.

[aishlynn]

Angel, remind me to buy you a bottle of your most recent favorite as much thanks for the advice and the reality check

umm being old like you

[yokes1971]

I'll remind you of what I always told you some 15 years ago

the rack is not small its perky :-)

and yes you are over-reacting. Dont make me bring back the do-me colt and drive down to biff you :-)

Re: umm being old like you

[aishlynn]

to quote you:

"your lights are on"

dear henry,
piss off!
you drive like a damn speed deamon.
slow down or i'll hit you with my cane.
as soon as i'm done putting on this
eyeliner.

much love,
martha

Ooo talk dirty to me Martha!

[yokes1971]

Oooo Talk dirty to me Martha you know how I like that.....

Hey wheres my Viagra?

Henry

[masque__]

yep.. I have those not-so-cute days, too.. but I think you're a hottie, and my rack is no bigger than yours. I, ahem, weigh more than 130. AND.. besides the little crows feet, I've got a significant amount of white hair! Good thing I dye.

So, I think you're overreacting, too. But I do it too. Someone recently suggested using Retin-A for wrinkles. It's a constant light facial peel. I asked my doctor about it (it's prescription-only) and she said that perhaps my skin was too clear and delicate for it, but that I should try alpha hydroxy. Those are my two suggestions.

As for love handles.. well, if you figure that out, please let me in on the secret. I'm gaining pounds as I type this.