On All My Sims
So I have this gay neighborhood with the Twilight Cullens, Hermione and Ron plus baby Hugo, a series of my original characters, and Sim versions of my friends.
I say 'gay' because mysteriously A LOT OF GAY STUFF IS GOING ON.
This is what I get for putting everyone on Free Will at the highest level.
The day Sim-Lacey moved into the new house with Laura and Dee as roommates, they got robbed. Laura and Lacey slept through the whole thing, and Dee went downstairs to watch the robber steal the toilet and a cheap ass rug. Mysteriously, the cheap ass TV was untouched, being the only electronic in the house at this point minus the fire alarms. Then our intrepid Sims had to pinch together the pennies they had to buy a replacement television, because talking to each other just wasn't good enough.
Laura joined up at a deep fried foods restaurant as a chef, while Lacey attempted to clean bedpans at the local hospital. Dee herself wanted to be in the military, but somehow chose a career in Crime instead. It seems like she wants to take over the company, "Soul Proprietors Inc. Co.," currently owned by Cilias Acheron the ferrier of souls in the underground. Her first day on the job she got arrested and played dominos with the inmates. However, she recently became best friends with a police officer, got him to break up with his wife, then dumped him. ... Somehow Dee's life is so much more interesting than Lacey's or Laura's. Dee has also become a famous author with five novels pending. Apparently the working hours in the Crime category are minimal but make loads of money. This is unfair. She seems to be taking an interest in computer hacking now.
She's been doing more in her life than the rest of us put together. In my defense, I did not choose to put her in a pink outfit.
Laura is now a 10-star chef at an Italian bistro. But no one is working as often as Lacey, who has now become a trauma surgeon in the ER. Though Laura did get to go fishing with a piece of cheese as an extra event to progress in her job -- she lost the cheese, and wound up going to the grocery store to buy a catfish to trick her manager instead. It didn't work. Lacey herself got pushed into a vat of dirty linen at the
hospital.
Laura has been making me apple pancakes as of late. I think I must force her into it. She also makes loads of french toast.
I think they caught on fire. Dammit Twinnie you did it on purpose!
A few days ago, Laura decided to visit the beach, where she ran into Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger-Weasley with their newborn infant, Hugo.
That's the closest to the real thing Hermione could get without looking too much like Esme Cullen. I think she purposely chose that hat to differentiate herself from the wacko vampires.
Laura promptly joined in on their picnic to notice that Ron walked up the stairs, dropped off baby Hugo on the ground, laughed maniacally, then left the infant on the stairs. I am not fucking kidding.
The Cullens have not left their expensive window-crazy house at the edge of town since they moved in. No one has seen them at all. YET.
I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean crew is moving in soon, along with Harry and Ginny. Slowly, the original inhabitants of the city have been evicted moved out of their own free will. What will happen next?
Preview:
WHY AM I CUDDLING ON A BED WITH A HALF-NUDE GUY?!
AND IS THAT DEE'S BOSS?!
THIS IS GETTING CREEPY!
I say 'gay' because mysteriously A LOT OF GAY STUFF IS GOING ON.
This is what I get for putting everyone on Free Will at the highest level.
The day Sim-Lacey moved into the new house with Laura and Dee as roommates, they got robbed. Laura and Lacey slept through the whole thing, and Dee went downstairs to watch the robber steal the toilet and a cheap ass rug. Mysteriously, the cheap ass TV was untouched, being the only electronic in the house at this point minus the fire alarms. Then our intrepid Sims had to pinch together the pennies they had to buy a replacement television, because talking to each other just wasn't good enough.
Laura joined up at a deep fried foods restaurant as a chef, while Lacey attempted to clean bedpans at the local hospital. Dee herself wanted to be in the military, but somehow chose a career in Crime instead. It seems like she wants to take over the company, "Soul Proprietors Inc. Co.," currently owned by Cilias Acheron the ferrier of souls in the underground. Her first day on the job she got arrested and played dominos with the inmates. However, she recently became best friends with a police officer, got him to break up with his wife, then dumped him. ... Somehow Dee's life is so much more interesting than Lacey's or Laura's. Dee has also become a famous author with five novels pending. Apparently the working hours in the Crime category are minimal but make loads of money. This is unfair. She seems to be taking an interest in computer hacking now.
She's been doing more in her life than the rest of us put together. In my defense, I did not choose to put her in a pink outfit.
Laura is now a 10-star chef at an Italian bistro. But no one is working as often as Lacey, who has now become a trauma surgeon in the ER. Though Laura did get to go fishing with a piece of cheese as an extra event to progress in her job -- she lost the cheese, and wound up going to the grocery store to buy a catfish to trick her manager instead. It didn't work. Lacey herself got pushed into a vat of dirty linen at the
hospital.
Laura has been making me apple pancakes as of late. I think I must force her into it. She also makes loads of french toast.
I think they caught on fire. Dammit Twinnie you did it on purpose!
A few days ago, Laura decided to visit the beach, where she ran into Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger-Weasley with their newborn infant, Hugo.
That's the closest to the real thing Hermione could get without looking too much like Esme Cullen. I think she purposely chose that hat to differentiate herself from the wacko vampires.
Laura promptly joined in on their picnic to notice that Ron walked up the stairs, dropped off baby Hugo on the ground, laughed maniacally, then left the infant on the stairs. I am not fucking kidding.
The Cullens have not left their expensive window-crazy house at the edge of town since they moved in. No one has seen them at all. YET.
I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean crew is moving in soon, along with Harry and Ginny. Slowly, the original inhabitants of the city have been evicted moved out of their own free will. What will happen next?
Preview:
WHY AM I CUDDLING ON A BED WITH A HALF-NUDE GUY?!
AND IS THAT DEE'S BOSS?!
THIS IS GETTING CREEPY!