Amy gave me her cold, I think. She is obviously not my friend, since this is the worst cold in the history of colds.

*crawls back into bed to be sick and miserable*

Oh, and next time I see Val Kilmer, I'm kicking his ass. He's on my list of names that should not be mentioned, right after 'Brad Pitt'.

I am going to Hawaii. I love you guys. If you find your way here, lovely. If not, I will try my best not to throw myself at Dom and Elijah in my loneliness. As difficult as that may be.

:(

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Screw Hawaii, everyone come and visit me. They have sugar gliders, but...we have...kids? Which are much cuter than sugar gliders. Well, Maddox is cute when he's not taking my purse and dumping the contents all over the floor. But, still--cuter than sugar gliders ( Read more... )

Maybe it's the alcohol talking, but I have not been this pissed off in a very long time. And yeah, I know it's none of my business, so I'm shutting up now.

Amy, I'm thinking that if you get some free time, you should get your ass over here so we can make out spend time together. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. Prague needs an Amy but only if you haven't made other plans, since, unlike you, I don't want to GUILT YOU.

I say that I want people--my friends--to take me seriously...but I don't give that back.

I try to clean up my act--and cave after a week. Maybe two, tops.

I bitch about people's assumptions--but then I live up to every one of them.

I'm sorry. And that's for more than one person.

I WANT SOME SUGAR GLIDERS FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

I know, my birthday's in June, but that's not the point.

PLEASE?

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