So the playoffs start on friday ( Read more... )

"Habent sua fata libelli et balli."

Translates loosely to "Books and bullets, they have their own destiny."

I assure you that before I'm gone I'm going to birth at least one or the other into the world.

Well, as an update, that huge gash on my skull that I talked about weeks ago (remember? How AJ almost offed himself like an idiot?) has FINALLY just about healed. Still hurts though, for some reason ( Read more... )

"Woman is not yet capable of friendship: women are still cats and birds. Or, at best, cows."

- Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra

So I had to enter a little comedy sketch into a competition this week... wrote it the morning of, forced my professor to read opposite me, and ended up coming in second. This is the scene... best if read aloud.

The Greater Gatsby

Brad is sitting at his desk, legs up, playing with a pile of poker chips. As the scene comes up he gestures to the phone ( Read more... )

"I lost interest in Satanists in my
teens, when I realised they all
believe in God. I mean, they kind of
have to, don't they?"

- Warren Ellis, BAD SIGNAL, April 13, 2006

To the seven (and counting) people who have requested I help them with/edit their 26-280 paper for Wednesday ( Read more... )

I hear mice. In my head.

I hear MICE! IN MY HEAD!

How'd they get there? I don't know. How'd you get there? I don't KNOWWWW

If you can keep your head about when all about you ( Read more... )

Go to Wikipedia, look up your birth day (minus year), and chose 3 facts, 2 births and a death ( Read more... )