Ok, so clearly I'm too unstable to be allowed out in public. It says something when two people who don't know each other half a world apart wish the exact same method of death on you.

Lord Jesus, who didst sacrifice himself for the good of all the people, keep us ever mindful of thy mercies, and conform our wills to thine own, that we might trust ( Read more... )

Everybody remember that Wednesday is Ash Wednesday, and if you want to come have your forehead ceremonially dirtied with me you just have to let me know ( Read more... )

Why is it that everybody is uptight here? I know I used to live in Italy, but come on.

Byron's in an attic someplace, Eliza thinks it is a stated mission of the Catholic Church to kill her, Elias thinks I tried to seduce people on purpose.

And don't get me started on Byron and Neddy.

Jane seems to think she is the Jane Austen. Which makes me St ( Read more... )

Oh my God, what have I done ( Read more... )

Well God, you've come through...in a way. Instead of sending me to a boring godless school, you've sent me to a godless madhouse. I mean seriously ( Read more... )

Heavenly Father, who didst send forth thy only begotten son that man might have salvation, is this really the kind of shit thou wantest me, thy servant, to be dealing with ( Read more... )