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[aj_reloaded]

My new Swiss PB - essentially I have been given a slave whom I can call and order around and he does shit pronto. Hate me the BofA

Comments

[besideserato]

Maybe the slave can be summoned to interact on LJ for you, then we can enjoy you and you don't have to bother with it.

[aj_reloaded]

You’re a brilliant fucking genius. Outsource. I’ll need 500 words on whatever might be sloshing around upstairs.

[besideserato]

We Peruvians are pretty cheap labor; we do think you'd like what we can do for you, Mr. Jack. ;)

[measured_chaos]

I just wanted to let you know I am contemplating deleting ye ol' journal. I'm never here anymore. So let's discuss alternate ways of keeping in touch.