Spinoff ... And Art ...

Jun 15, 2006 15:07

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By pinkelephant42,

here ...

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And, here's Spinoff ...

bluejeanphoenix (bluejeanphoenix) wrote in hp100,
@ 2006-06-15 15:07:00

Current mood: silly
Entry tags: author: bluejeanphoenix, challenge: hidden talents, horcruxes, post-war, ron/hermione

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ajat
2006-06-19 07:05 pm (local) (link)
Oooooooooooooo Squid!Voldie ! YAY !
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bluejeanphoenix
2006-06-20 10:34 am (local) (link)
New! Special, Limited Release Squid!Variant Voldie!

Released with special card and bubble, only with select "Voldemort the Plaids."

I totally want one. :lol:
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ajat
2006-06-24 06:36 am (local) (link)
*giggle* *Voldie's checking his arms … and general physical attributes …*
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bluejeanphoenix
2006-06-24 08:01 am (local) (link)
*diuerse alarums!*

BWAHAHA!
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ajat
2006-07-03 06:09 pm (local) (link)
HEE ! How about the dandelions, then ?
Ye know, even tho' I wrote it myself, the dandelions crack me up everytime … *giggle*

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bluejeanphoenix
2006-07-03 09:56 pm (local) (link)
Harry Potter totally needs to weave them into a little crown and do Ophelia's mad scene. Poor Mcgonagall can be looking on, shaking her head.

"He's done it. Albus has finally driven the boy crazy."
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ajat
2006-07-06 12:17 pm (local) (link)
Ooooo, will ye write this as squeel ? It's bluidy genius, reely ! That idea ! Yessssss !
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bluejeanphoenix
2006-07-07 02:42 am (local) (link)
In a manner most humble and appropriately shameful, I present to you, most apologetically, dear reader:

"Harry Potter's Dead"

Being a most unpleasant, depressing, and ill-constructed verse after the style of such morose hacks as Lemony Snicket, relating the contrary and unredeeming exploits of some rather awful and uninteresting people.

You are entreated most earnestly by its bashful author to ignore this poem entirely.

Harry's Potter's Dead

by bluejeanphoenix.

He wove a crown of daisies
And he wore them on his head
And Ginny Weasley cries and cries
Now Harry Potter’s dead.

Hermione’s a wreck
And she won’t get out of bed
And Ron climbed in a bottle
Now that Harry Potter’s dead

He went down to the river
Just a little swim, he said.
They shouldn’t have believed him,
For now Harry Potter’s dead.

Albus finally drove him mad
And fractured Harry’s head
But Dumbledore can’t save him now,
Because he’s also dead.

So Voldemort will rule the world,
For Harry Potter’s dead.
And who would ever dare to stand
In Harry Potter’s stead?

Bellatrix killed Neville
And he bled a bloody red.
It wasn’t quite the color
One would think a Pureblood bled.

Malfoy killed the Weasleys
They were murdered in their beds.
And who could really stop him,
Now that Harry Potter’s dead?

But somebody would stop them,
To a clever trap, he led
And the Death Eaters all followed -
The Death Eaters, now dead.

And he found the final Horcrux
And he melted it like lead
And he Sectumsempra’d Voldie’s throat
And now Tom Riddle’s dead.

You might have one last question
Concerning what you’ve read:
Who had done the dreadful deed
In Harry Potter’s stead?

“All the people I once knew
are miserable, or dead.”

And smiling quite contentedly,
Snape put himself to bed.

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ajat
2006-07-07 07:27 am (local) (link)
OMG OMG OMG

BRILL !!!

:D

:D

:D

I'm friending you !

... umm ... tell me if that's OKey ...

:)
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bluejeanphoenix
2006-07-07 01:06 pm (local) (link)
Totally okay! ^_^
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ajat
2006-07-08 02:59 am (local) (link)
Thank You !

:)

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evelynlela
2006-09-01 12:10 pm (local) (link)
-hope you don’t mind me jumping in here- I liked it, especially Bella and Malfoy's roles... didn't really think the twins could be dead through... oh well. It's rather amazing really, you've written poems -or songs- at hp100 right? That was you I think...
Anyhow you have a talent, I'm a nice shade of jade about it :)
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evelynlela
2006-09-01 12:12 pm (local) (link)
Other ones I mean...
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