The Wolverine:It's a mash-up of
"Crouching Tiger, Hugh Jackman"
And Prometheus.
Grade: B+

Red 2:To save the world, first
Taze Sir Anthony Hopkins,
Then, product placement!
Grade: B+

--- Ajax.

Pacific Rim:When it works, you'll say,
"Cool, live-action Robotech!"
Else, "Ugh...Spectreman."
Grade: B

The Heat:An ample vein of
Incompetent police dogs
Is tapped for humor.
Grade: C+

--- Ajax.

Man of Steel:Brings new meaning to
"An orgy of destruction."
Shannon gives good Zod.
Grade: B

Monsters University:Just as with Shrek 4,
Kids might not relate to the
Themes being explored.
Grade: B

--- Ajax.

[10:05] Somehow I've become "guy who knows Excel" for my office.

[10:07] <scottydont> my condolences, Ajax-

[10:07] a burden I know all too well

[10:07] <bitterpants> =sum(of all fears)

--- Ajax.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation:Punishingly dumb,
Even for a toy advert.
Too much ninja shit.
Grade: D

Iron Man 3:Downey and Cheadle
Bring the fun, but the villains
Are disappointing.
Grade: B-

--- Ajax.

TranceMagic hypnosis
Is what someone would need to
Make sense of this film.
Grade: C

OblivionTom Cruise's future:
All tech is made by Apple.
It's terrifying.
Grade: B

--- Ajax.

Warm Bodies:Love cures everything
For teenage hipster corpses.
Even facial scars.
Grade: C

Bullet to the Head:Bobby Cobb will not
Be rejoining his friends in
The Cul-De-Sac Crew.
Grade: C-

--- Ajax.

Gangster Squad:Sean Penn's work stands out,
And so does Ryan Gosling's,
But that's about it.
Grade: C-

Zero Dark Thirty:The OBL op
Was (if briefly) in the hands
Of Pete from The League.
Grade: B

--- Ajax.

Django Unchained:Leo disappoints
Another dialect coach.
Hey, there's Tom Wopat!
Grade: B+

Lincoln:A talented cast
Makes the most of some very
Speech-y dialogue.
Grade: B

--- Ajax.

Four leagues, four completed regular seasons. Let's go to the videotape.

Predicate Pigskin, 20 teams. Finished 14th of 20 (6-7) and last in my division against at least one team that started 2 injured players every week for the last 7 weeks. That team made the playoffs. So yeah.

Insane League, 12 teams. So-called because we start 6 offensive ( Read more... )