It could quite possibly be the geekiest thing i have ever written. And yes, we are in the bay area/ silicon hell. Shoot me email. I'll give you our number n stuff.
Re: All hail the crack machine!ajaxmojoNovember 24 2004, 19:47:15 UTC
Man, true. Everything i need to know about real life i learned from GTA: It's pointless to buy a car. If you need one, just open the door to any car at a stoplight, slammed the driver's head into the dashboard, and drive off with it. Feel free to smash it up cuz you can always get another one. If you hop the fence at an airport and fly around enough, you're automaticly a licensed pilot. It's true. It's okay to shoot people at random in the streets. Make sure cops don't see you though. Cops hate that. Most people look pretty much the same. Gang members look exactly the same. This is why it's okay to kill anyone wherever you go. They're just props for your little world. You can ride motorcycles halfway up walls without falling off. It's because motorcycles are made out of MAGIC.
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Are you in SF region now? We'll be down for Xmas.
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And yes, we are in the bay area/ silicon hell. Shoot me email. I'll give you our number n stuff.
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Everything i need to know about real life i learned from GTA:
It's pointless to buy a car. If you need one, just open the door to any car at a stoplight, slammed the driver's head into the dashboard, and drive off with it. Feel free to smash it up cuz you can always get another one.
If you hop the fence at an airport and fly around enough, you're automaticly a licensed pilot. It's true.
It's okay to shoot people at random in the streets. Make sure cops don't see you though. Cops hate that.
Most people look pretty much the same. Gang members look exactly the same. This is why it's okay to kill anyone wherever you go. They're just props for your little world.
You can ride motorcycles halfway up walls without falling off. It's because motorcycles are made out of MAGIC.
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