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Dec 23, 2005 13:01

I've figured it out! Instead of this "Happy Holidays" p.c. bullshit, how about:

"Happy Chrisannukwanzaa"!

Anh? Anh?
Who's with me?

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thedr9wningman December 23 2005, 23:13:49 UTC
That'll do. But what about the Buddhists in the house? And Shinto? And a slew of other religions, including Islam?

This is why 'holidays' is easier. It is ALL inclusive. Besides, who other than poseur 'African' Afro-americans celebrate Kwanzaa? Just because you're black doesn't mean you're african. You're an American now, you have been for 400 years. Deal. Shit, most black Americans are more native to this region that a lot of whitey! A lot of whitey came in the 1920s. That wasn't long ago...

But I digress.

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ajaxmojo December 24 2005, 19:57:15 UTC
Word. also, I don't see any reason for each race to have an individual winter celebration. It's confusing enough with all these dang religions. They're all after the same thing, just different mythologies. This in itself already creates too much hatred and division, the last thing we need is throwing race into the mix. Before you know it, Xmas/Channukah/Cthulhu's Rising/Etc will just be a time of year for people to take to the streets with guns and machetes and kill one another for whatever dark gods they believe in.

From now on, I'm celebrating Krampus. Fuck em all.

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thedr9wningman December 23 2005, 23:14:35 UTC
Oh, and that sounds like Chumbawumba, by the way.

I get knocked down... but I get up again...

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omokage December 24 2005, 03:08:26 UTC
there's a TV commercial that mentions the celebration of "Chrismakwanzaakah"

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ajaxmojo December 24 2005, 19:50:00 UTC
A friend told me the same thing after i posted this. I thik mine is better...and more genius...geniuser...

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