Ow. Just fecking ow...

[ajntornj]

So, this morning I went to the doctors to have a large, unsightly (and, rather worryingly, rapidly growing) mole removed from down near my nether parts

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[dang]

put a bag of frozen peas down your pants, chap

[tsdt]

Poor sweetie, although I'm sure you can get Lizzy to kiss it better... ;-) Hope all's a bit better now?