oh man someone totally needs to record this
HEY
do you want to feel
SO FABULOUS
try TOKYOTHIRST
an arcade for people who need
GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF NOTECHARTS
with all new flavors like EMPRESS
PRINCESS ENERGY
it's like adding DJs to a MY LITTLE PONY
SOUND THE ALARM
you're going to feel UNCOMFORTABLY MORE HAPPY
what's that? you want sky?
well how about HAPPY SKY
it includes Thunder
REAL THUNDER
bemanis
AAAAAAAAAH
you'll be good at them
it's an energy drink for naokis
REVENER-G
these ain't your daddy's puns
they're GETIT PUNS
HIGH SPEED PUNS
BEMANIS
ENERGY
BEMANIS
ENERGY
drumpads keysounds dancing stages
MORE SENSORS THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR
you'll move so fast n00bs will be like slooooooooooooooow doooooooooown
and you'll be like fuck you and kick them in the face with your
ENERGY MODS
you'll have so much fun FUN
AAAAAAAAAAAH
just playing ALL THE TIME
power racing
power drifting
power strumming
power drumming
power fighting
power dancing
power getting COMBOS
YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY COMBOS
FIVE HUNDRED SEVENTY THREE COMBOS
play Empress to get your combos and you'll be good at IIDX
get your combos up ABNORMALLY HIGH
you'll be as good as DOLCE
people will watch you playing and think you're DOLCE
you'll play as good as DOLCE
against actual DOLCE
and he'll get a key miss and be deported back to DOLCANIA
hey, go with the sure thing! don't gamble on your bemanis
TROOOOOPERRRRRRRRS
try TOKYOTHIRST, the arcade that will make you
AAAH
bemanis
AAAAAAAAAAH