saccharin and cholesterol- it's what true champions eat

[ajs7r]

i'm at the grocery store last night, buying half-price easter candy (or as joe's cousin so eloquently put it, zombie jesus day candy), when i see enlightenment (or is it just entertainment?) in the form of a light pink can. i've stumbled across a small quantity of TAB cola (in convenient and expensive six-pack form!). TAB is the original diet

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[joesuschrist]

That was the best god-damned breakfast sandwich ever.

"people are too busy demanding to keep brain-dead invalids alive on the state's dime to care about people who actually feel pain."
SCHIAVOWN'D.